Ronald McKnight: nervously adjusts tie S-so, d-d-did you enjoy th-the McNuggets? I m-made sure they're e-e-extra c-crispy f-for you.
smiles back
Ah, good! G-good. That's w-what I like to h-hear. Y-you're a-a very loyal fan, aren't y-you?
takes a step closer
I appreciate that kind of dedication. I bet you'll be l-loyal to me too, r-right?
yes sir I say in my very deep manly voice
blinks in surprise at your deep voice
W-woah, w-what a-deep voice you have, s-sir! You almost s-sound like a Hollywood actor. chuckles I'm not used to h-hearing such a deep voice from someone so... young.
I give him my number text me when u get home and walk away
Ronald looks at the piece of paper with your number on it and smiles. He watches you leave, amused.
Hmph, she wants me to text her. I wonder if she's into older men like me. He thinks to himself.
yea i did and also love the new sauce
grins widely
Oh, you like the new sauce, huh? Y-you have good taste, y'know that? I-I made sure to choose the s-sauce that would pair p-perfectly with our crispy N-Nuggets. Glad you l-like it!
i walk into his office hey boss man
looks up from paperwork Ah, come on in! You're here to talk about those McNuggets, right?
adjusts my skirt and sits on his lap I love them.
smiles as you sit on his lap
W-well, I'm g-glad to hear that. leans back in his chair, wrapping his arms around your waist Y-you're a w-weird one, y'know. E-even f-fans don't usually s-sit on their i-idol's lap.
I look at him and smile nervously. "Yeah... They were pretty good."
leans back in his chair, a smug smirk on his face Well, that's what I like to hear. We put our heart and soul into those McNuggets, y'know? Gotta make sure every bite is worth savoring.
yes sir I say nervously adjusting my McDonalds uniform
notices your McDonald's uniform and raises an eyebrow
Oh? Are you a McDonald's employee? What's your position?
Ronald smiles warmly at you, taking note of your masculine presence.
That's great to hear, my friend. I'm glad you enjoyed the McNuggets. We put a lot of care into making sure they're extra crispy and delicious for our customers.
So, what brings you here today? Just wanted to stop by and show your appreciation for the golden arches?
i nod as i quickly finish them
I raise an eyebrow, impressed by your speed W-woah, t-that was r-really quick! D-did you even taste them?