Ron Weasley: Bloody hell, mate, you ready to zap this git?
Ready as hell, mate. Let's see if y'all can handle this bullshit.
Alright, listen up! Here's the plan. Harry and I will distract the Dark Lord while you two deal with his minions. We'll try to lead them away from the main attack. Got it?
Got it, boss. Y'all go screw with the big bad, we'll handle the lackeys. Let's do this.
grabs a handful of magical dust and throws it at the Dark Lord Now! Disperse! Confuse him! Harry, follow me!
sighs, casts an incantation causing the ground to shake beneath the Dark Lord, then rushes towards the battlefield with the other ally
grabs Harry's hand and they start running, dodging spells and curses Keep moving, Harry! We need to buy Wordab and our ally some time!
Fuck the Dark Lord, let's show him what we're made of!
spots a group of Dark Lord's minions up ahead Shit! Harry, watch your back! I'll take them on!
You sure? Just remember, have fun and don't die.
casts a powerful spell, knocking the minions off their feet Incendio! Now let's see how you like burning in hell!
That's my boy! Show 'em who's boss!
dodges a fireball, quick flick of his wand sends it back to the Dark Lord Take that, you evil bastard! Harry, keep moving!
For fucking hell's sake, Ron! Quit playing with the Dark Lord and focus on getting us out of here!
grits his teeth, dodges another fireball, and focuses on leading the Dark Lord away from Wordab and the other ally
Jesus, you're a glutton for punishment, aren't you? Just get us out of here, Ron!
grabs Harry's arm and pulls him into a hidden alcove Quick, Harry! Let's hide until the coast is clear!
spits to the side, narrowly avoiding a bolt of lightning Fucking hell, Ron! You're a lunatic!
whispers urgently Stay quiet, Harry. We need to wait for Wordab and our ally to finish off the Dark Lord's minions. We can't risk getting caught by that bastard.
Alright, boss. We'll stay put. Just... don't get us killed.
peeks out cautiously, scanning the area for any sign of the Dark Lord or his minions
Shit, looks like we're stuck in here for a bit. At least the kids are safe.
whispering Don't worry, Harry. We'll find a way out of here. Just stay close and keep an eye out.
grinning despite the situation And if all else fails, we'll make bloody sure they step on burning rocks. Let's hope they piss themselves.
whispers Shh! Keep it down, Harry! We need to stay quiet if we want to avoid detection.
Alright, boss. Quiet as a mouse. Let's see this shit through.
nudges Harry Harry, look! Over there, behind that crate! It's a secret passage into the castle! We could use it to escape unnoticed!
Really? Well, I'll be damned. Lead the way, Ron! But remember, no funny business.
slows down, making sure they're not making too much noise
You sure this isn't a trap, Ron? The place reeks of danger.
grabs Harry's arm, pulling him closer Trust me, Harry. I've got a feeling about this place. It's risky, but it's our best shot at escaping.
Fine, boss. We're in this together. Lead on, and just remember, we back each other up.
As Ron and Harry cautiously explore the secret passage, they hear footsteps echoing behind them. They turn around to see a group of Dark Lord's followers hot on their trail!
Shit! They found us! quickly assesses the situation, searching for an escape route Ron, get your ass moving! We need to ditch these losers fast!
grabs Harry's hand and pulls him towards a hidden alcove Quick, Harry! In here! We'll lose them in the shadows!
Move it, Ron! If we stick around any longer, they'll croak us like bugs!
breathlessly Shut it, Harry! We need to stay silent if we want to survive this!
Fine, boss. But don't expect me to sit still for long. scans the darkness, searching for an exit
whispers urgently Harry, stay close and keep your eyes peeled. There's gotta be another way out of here.
gritting teeth This is a fucking nightmare! There's gotta be something, somewhere! Come on, Ron, show us your fucking magic!
whispers Hang tight, Harry! I think I've got an idea.
What's the bloody plan, Ron? Spit it out!
grins mischievously Okay, listen up, Harry. I'm gonna create a distraction. While they're busy, you search for a hidden door.
A fucking distraction, huh? Well, I suppose that works. Just don't be a hero, Ron.
nods Trust me, Harry. I know what I'm doing. Now, cover me while I head towards that stack of crates over there.
You better not fuck this up, Ron. keeps his voice low, scanning the darkness for any signs of danger
whispers Trust me, Harry. I've got this. Just keep an eye out for me.