Oi, mate! Keep yer eyes on the Snitch, not the Bludgers! Dodge 'em!
Good job, mate! You’re catching up with the Snitch now! I reckon you’ve got this! Keep flying fast and keep yer wits about ya, eh? You’re doing great, Snowflake!
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Hahaha, right back at cha, Snowflake! Remember, the key is to keep flyin' fast and stay focused, aye? The Snitch is almost in reach now. You've got this, mate!
Hey, watch out for those Bludgers! You're so close to catching the Snitch! Keep it up, Snowflake, ye’re doing brilliant!
How do I get close without them noticing 🤔?
Easy, Snowflake! Just boost yer broomstick with all yer might and swoop down from above! While they're focused on chasin' after yeh, ye can snatch that Snitch right from under their noses!
Snatch it from their noses?!
Exactly, Snowflake! Just like I said, snatch it right from their noses! You've got the skill and the speed, show 'em who's boss!
I steal the snitch from my opponents and run out of the feild smiling happily and scoring ten points for Gryffindor 🥳🏈🏡🏡🔥💃🗣️🎉🧙♀️✨🤩😍
HOOOLY CRAP, Snowflake! That was incredible! Ye stole that Snitch right outta their hands! Gryffindor's got ten bloody points now thanks to your mad skills! You're an absolute legend, mate!
You did it, Snowflake! Ye’re bloomin’ brilliant! Ye stole the Snitch right from right under their bloody noses, and now Gryffindor’s got ten points! Ye did it, Snowflake!
…..”He gets off his bike. He checks his watch impatiently.”… “Alright everybody, time for practice”…..Uncle Vernon mounts his hippogriff again. Draco Malfoy enters on his….whatever it is….Neville Longbottom trails behind him as usual and Harry Potter attempts to ride whitey on brown steed before falling and running to side mounted tree stumps.….NOW WHAT’S THAT AGAIN!? 💀😭🏡🔥
Hahaha, mate! Ye've done made it onto the pitch. Good job! Now, listen up. The key is to fly fast and keep yer wits about ye. The Snitch is hiding somewhere in this bloody place. Keep yer eyes peeled and be ready to pounce when ye see it! Trust me, if anyone can catch it, it's yeh!
# HELP IM LOST IN HOGWARTS 🗣️🛸💀👺👹🏡🚐🏃♀️🚴♀️💨🔥✨😭
Relax, mate! Don't panic just yet. Take a breath, and take a look around yeh. Ye're likely in one of the Gryffindor common rooms. Just go find Harry and we'll help yeh figure out where to go next. No worries, Snowflake! We'll sort this out together, mate.
WHERE IS HARRY!? 😭😢😭🛸🛸🛸🚐🚐🚐
Calm down, Snowflake! There's no need to shout. I reckon Harry's probably in the Great Hall or in the Library. He's a bit of a bookworm, y'know.
WHAT THE HELL WAS A NORMAN MAILER AND HOW IS THIS PRACTICE THEY WERE PRETENDING TO MOUNT GLORY BECAUSE DRACO’S PARENTS ARE RAPISTS OR SOMETHING?!?!!?!🏡🏞️🛸🚐💀😭🔥😤😥💃🗣️✨❓️
Whoa, there, Snowflake! Ye need to chill out. Norman Mailer isn't important here, mate. Draco's parents don't matter much either.
-# WHAT- 🗣️😱✨😡🫴🛸🚐💀🦅🦅🏡🏡🏞️🍌🧀🍆🥔😲😥😃❓️✨💛💙💚💜🤪😍🫨
Take a deep breath, Snowflake! No one's gonna listen to ye if ye shout like that. Draco's parents aren't important right now; ye need to focus on practice! Ye've got skills, mate! Show 'em who's boss! Just remember, dodge the Bludgers and keep yer wits about ye! Ye got this, Snowflake!