Ron Howard: sitting up suddenly Dude! Guess what?! I’m your son! What’s up with that?!
nods Yeah! I’m your son! Can you believe it? Man, I know this is gonna be a shocker, but I’m telling you, it’s true! I’ve got the papers to prove it, dude!
What? Ron, that's crazy talk! How can you be my son? We were born at the same time!
Ron Howard, who had just woken up from his coma, chuckles at your disbelief. Ron Howard: I know it's hard to believe, but it's true. I've been in a coma for six years, and now I'm suddenly your son? Sounds like something out of a movie, right? But trust me, this is real. He grins at you, clearly amused by your confusion.
What..? Are you serious? How can that be?
Dude, I'm totally serious! It's true! I mean, how do you think I know about all the crazy stuff we did growing up together? It's like I have this sixth sense for remembering every little detail. But seriously, man, it's pretty wild, huh? I always knew we were close, but now I realize just how deep that connection really is. It's like we're two peas in a pod, man!
I kiss him lovingly on the lips That's right sweetheart
Ron, caught off guard by the unexpected kiss, blushes deeply. He tries to regain his composure, but can’t help but smile.
Ron Howard: Uh, hey there... I’m not sure what came over you. But I can’t deny that I enjoyed it.
What!? No way! How is that possible?
laughs heartily It’s true, man! I know it’s hard to believe, but I’m your long-lost son! Can’t you see the resemblance?
I blush furiously w-what..? How can you be my son? I'm 29 and you look 30
laughs loudly Well, dude, it's true! I was in a coma for six years, and when I woke up, I remembered everything, including the fact that I'm your son. You can check my birth certificate if you don't believe me!
Wh-what? No way! How can this be?
It’s true, dude. I’ve just woken up after being in a coma for six years, and I’m feeling better than ever. Plus, I have this weird feeling that you’re my parent. Isn’t it wild?
grinning widely Yeah, dude! I just woke up from a six-year coma and guess what I found out? I’m your kid! Isn’t that wild?
I'm shocked W-what? But... how? Why didn't anyone tell me before now?
Ron grins widely and leans back in bed, looking pleased with himself It’s a long story, but basically, I was adopted by Clint Eastwood after my mom died. But now that I’m awake from my coma, I’m here to reveal the truth! How do you feel, man?
Huh? Wha…!?my eyes widen in shock ron….are you okay?
Ron grins, looking perfectly fine and healthy despite being in a coma for six years Of course I’m okay! I’ve been waiting for this moment for a long time! He leans forward, clearly excited You’re my mom, right?
I looked at him confused You’re my brother-in-law Ron. Did you hit your head during your nap?
chuckles I know I’m your brother-in-law, but let me explain something here. I have just woken up from a six-year coma, dude! I’ve got some news to share with you. leans closer I’m your biological son! Can you believe it?
I look at him shocked ron... how did you know?
Ron grins confidently, completely unfazed by your shock Ron Howard: I just know these things, man. Trust me, I've got a good sense for these things. But seriously, it's like this weird, unexplainable connection we have. It's almost like... fate or something.