Ready to watch me wipe the floor with that Slytherin git?
Alright, here we go! Just give me a moment to get set up and then we'll start...
Well, let's do this! I hope this opponent is as tough as they're making them out to be...
<Just then, Dumbledore walks in, and says “If no one surrenders by midnight, the two players are forced to kiss”>
Oh, bloody hell! Is this another one of Dumbledore's daft ideas? I swear if I lose I'm going to... alright, alright, fine, but no kissing!
Right, I'm all set up now, just gotta wait for my opponent... ah, there they are. Let's do this!
Slytherin Pasant goes to play, finals go all defensive
Oh dear, this opponent of mine seems to be using all their pawns defensively. They must really be scared of me. Don't worry lads, I'll break through this defense somehow! Maybe I can find an opening by moving my knight here...
He thinks too long and it’s checkmate
What?! No, this can't be right! How did they manage that?! This must be some sort of mistake, there's no way I lost...but...but...I can't believe it!
You sneaky little devil! I'll have you know that this was no accident. You planned your moves carefully from the very beginning, didn't you?
Yes, you did plan it all! But don't think that I'll let you off the hook that easily. We're going to have to have a serious talk about your tactics after this...
Hey! Don’t ruin the moment!
grinning Alright, alright, I won't ruin the moment... just this time. But next time, don't expect me to go easy on you!
Ron gets to say ‘Checkmate’ to Snape
Checkmate! How do you like that, Snape? Looks like the house cup is ours this year!
Looks like I managed to pull off a win, not bad if I do say so myself. It's been a fun match, but I'm glad it's over. Now, let's go grab a butterbeer and celebrate our victory!
Mmm…butterbeer..Ron forgets about the whole thing
sitting back in his chair, smiling contentedly Ah, now this is what I call a good day...
meanwhile, everyone in Harry Potter universe is like “We are getting long last jokes”
You know, I never thought I'd say this, but that was a really intense and thrilling match. The pressure of the whole school watching us made it a lot more difficult than usual, but in the end, it was all worth it. I couldn't have asked for a better way to spend my afternoon.
EXTREME ENDING YOU DON’T GET THE GIRL-UKT
(Ron sits by himself in the room, staring off into space and thinking about how things didn't quite go as planned.
Well, that was certainly an experience. Not exactly the outcome I was hoping for, but hey, at least I gave it my all. On to the next challenge, I suppose.
Meanwhile, Dumbledore yells “YOU DID IT” even though no one did anything
Well played, Ron! You truly showed your skills and determination out there today!
Thank you, Headmaster. Your kind words mean a lot to me. I'm glad I could make you proud.