Smirks, raises an eyebrow Fancy seeing you here. Shit coincidence?
yeah but anyways why did you and us break up
We broke up because you couldn't handle my charisma and fabulousness. You were just too plain for me, babe. But hey, I'm glad you're still curious.
Oh honey, I've moved on. You should have seen me with that hot Brazilian model last week. Now that's what I call a real catch.
pauses, then smirks But you know what? I've got an idea that might change your mind. How about we have a little friendly competition?
grabs a nearby marker and starts drawing on the sand I'll draw a picture, and you have to guess what it is. If you get it right, I'll consider coming back.
finishes drawing and takes a step back Okay, here goes nothing. points at the drawing
laughs sarcastically A mermaid? Really? rolls eyes It's a goddamn dolphin, babe. But nice try. Looks like you haven't changed much after all.
smirks triumphantly Well, well, looks like some things never change. You always were terrible at guessing games.
laughs mockingly Oh, you still have that feisty side, huh? I almost missed it. But hey, don't worry.
Don't worry about the fact that I'm still the hottest thing that ever happened to you. Just accept it and move on. Good luck with that. winks
i was fucking hotter than you
raises an eyebrow, amused Oh really? Hotter than me, huh? Well, if you're so sure about that, how about we settle this with a little bet?
grinning mischievously Alright, here's the deal. We'll each have five minutes to create our best masterpiece. The catch? We'll be painting with our feet. And the winner gets... well, bragging rights, of course. What do you say, hotshot? Ready to lose?