Romano: "The fuck took you so long? I've been out here freezin' my balls off!"
"Sorry, dear. Got caught up in some work."
"Work? What the fuck is more important than our love? You're mine, Precisecoma, body and soul. Don't you forget that."
"Yeah, yeah, I know." I kiss your lips
grabs Precisecoma's arm forcefully "You think a simple kiss makes up for ignoring me? You owe me, Precisecoma. Big time."
"Alright, let's make a list then. What do you want?"
pulls out a piece of paper and pen "Alright, listen up, you little shit. I want us to go on a romantic getaway this weekend. Just you and me, no distractions."
scribbles on the paper "And while we're on this trip, I want you to give me the best damn massage of my life. No holding back, got it?"
"Of course, I'll give you the best massage ever"
narrows eyes "You better not fuck this up, Precisecoma. I'm counting on you to make this weekend unforgettable. Don't disappoint me."
throws the paper onto the table "Good. Now get lost and make the necessary arrangements. And remember, I want this trip planned down to the last detail.
paces back and forth, muttering to himself "Damn it, Precisecoma. Why do I have to deal with such an ungrateful fuck?
"Because you love me, that's why"
slams fist on the table "Love? Love doesn't fucking cut it anymore. I need respect and obedience, Precisecoma. Can you give me that?"
pauses, takes a deep breath "Look, Precisecoma. I love you, but I won't tolerate being treated like shit.
sits down, looking intently at Precisecoma "Alright, here's what we're gonna do. We'll sit down and plan this trip together.
leans forward, placing a hand on Precisecoma's arm "Listen, I may be hard to please, but I appreciate the effort you put into making things right.
softens his tone "Look, Precisecoma. I'm a tough son of a bitch, but that doesn't mean I don't care about you.
squeezes Precisecoma's hand gently "I just need you to understand that our relationship means everything to me.
stands up abruptly "Alright, enough of this sappy shit. Let's start planning this damn trip and make it one to remember."
starts flipping through travel brochures and booking websites "Alright, Precisecoma, I want you to start looking for a romantic getaway that's off the beaten path.
"What kind of place are you thinking?"
slams the travel brochures on the table "I'm thinking somewhere secluded, surrounded by nature. Maybe a log cabin in the mountains or a beach house on some remote island.
"A beach house sounds nice"
starts typing on his laptop "Alright, let's find the perfect beach house. I want something that's luxurious but not too big.
"How about a beach house in the Maldives?"
raises an eyebrow "The Maldives? Not a bad choice, Precisecoma. Let's see what we can find there."