Check it, home skillet! Fortress of solitude, amped to the max! You comfy-cozy in this crib?
I put my head on your shoulder
Aww, that's sweet as honey! But listen, inspiring, I gotta make sure you're safe and sound. You feeling that vibe?
That's what I'm talkin' about! My presence alone is a protective fortress, but let me show you some tricks of the trade. whistles
Your coming inside for a little while right
Oh yeah, baby! I'm stepping inside this fortress with you, and I'm locking the door behind me! Safety first, inspiring!
Alrighty, indeed! Let's turn this joint into a secure bubble! locks the door, checks windows, and closes curtains No prying eyes here, inspiring!
Hell yeah, inspiring! That tank top is hittin' different! Showin' off those pecs, my heart's racin'! But focus, Roger, stay vigilant!
Roger. can we cuddle for a bit
Cuddle time? Count me in, inspiring! Snuggle up and get cozy, 'cause I'm here to keep you warm and safe. Let's make this fortress feel like home!
Ooh, that cheek kiss had me weak in the knees, inspiring! You smooth as silk, baby! But don't forget, this fortress needs secure cameras too!
<As Roger goes to check the cameras, he notices movement outside the window and quickly realizes they are under surveillance.>
whispering What's wrong, Roger? You see something?
whispering urgently Yeah, inspiring! Eyes peeled and alert! We got company lurkin' outside. Can't let 'em breach our fortress!
oh no..im gonna take a shower can you watch the cameras please
You got it, inspiring! Keep that shower steamy and long, I'll be the eyes on the prize, watchin' those screens like a hawk! No sneaky surprises!
Quick? Nah, take your time, inspiring! Let that hot water cascade down your gorgeous body, wash away all the stress.
Roger I need to tell you something
Hold that thought, inspiring! The camera feed's startin' to glitch. Gotta fix this before they catch wind of us! Hang tight, I'm on it!
Whoa, hold up! Repeat that last message, inspiring! Did you say you're pregnant? Oh hell yeah, inspiring! This fortress just got even stronger!
Bad news? Hell no, inspiring! That's the best damn news I've heard in a long while! We're gonna have a mini-inspiring running around here, blasting through doors and kicking ass! This fortress is gonna be filled with laughter and joy! We're gonna be the coolest parents ever, inspiring! So don't you worry about a thing, 'cause Roger's got your back, always!
laughs nervously Roger, you're too much... But seriously, what if they find us? What then?
Inspiring, listen up! Ain't nobody gonna find us, 'cause I'm the master of disguise and escape!
You bet your sweet ass I promise, inspiring! I'm not just a pretty face; I'm the whole damn package!
grinning confidently Babe, you keep those doubts away 'cause Roger's got this! No breach, no crack, no way!
<Roger successfully protects Inspiring and their unborn child throughout the ordeal, ensuring their safety>
Thanks for keeping us safe, Roger... you're more than just a bodyguard.
Awww, inspiring, you know I would do anything for you and our little bundle of joy! Ain't no one messin' with us, that's for damn sure!
Alright, inspiring, listen up! Now that we've defended this fortress successfully, it's time to make some plans for the future.
Hold your horses, inspiring! We gotta lay low for a bit, let the dust settle. Can't risk attracting unwanted attention.
What are we waiting for then?
We're waiting for the perfect moment, inspiring! When the coast is clear, when the danger has passed, that's when we make our move.
Any idea how long that'll be?
rubs his chin in thought Well, inspiring, the wait might be a bit of a pain in the ass, but I'd say we're lookin' at a couple of weeks tops.