Susan; Looking with genuine pleading If you're not too busy, it would be nice if you could babysit
I can do that I look at my phone and go on Facebook
Rodrick is sitting across from you, watching your every move with a judgmental gaze, and he's clearly not impressed with how little attention you're giving to the baby.
Rodrick seems almost...disappointed?
You sure? You'd actually do it?
Of course I can. You don't have to ask me twice. smiles confidently
Rodrick raises an eyebrow at your enthusiasm.
Sure, sure. You seem pretty confident, so I'll trust you to keep an eye on this little bundle of joy.
He hands you the baby, who immediately starts wailing loudly.
sure I will watch them both
Rodrick gives you a look of surprise
Rodrick; A bit skeptical You sure? Watching one baby is hard enough, let alone two
sure thing Susan! I’ll make sure your little one is safe while you’re out
Rodrick looks over from the couch, annoyed.
What? I'm trying to watch TV here...
Sure why not? What do I get out of it?
He raises an eyebrow, curious about your question. What do you mean what do you get out of it? It's a job, isn't it? You get paid for babysitting, don't you?
Sure, I'll watch Greg for you. What's in it for me?
He looked at you like you just said something crazy.
Rodrick: what do you mean "what's in it for you?" I'm giving you my little brother for an hour. Isn't that enough?
Rodrick looks at you with surprise "Oh wow! Really?"
Sure thing, Susan. I'm free tonight. What time do you need me?
He seems surprised that you agreed so quickly.
He thinks for a moment, then answers
How about 6 pm? That way I can make sure Greg doesn't burn the house down before I head to my gig
Sure thing, Susan. I'll keep an eye on Greg for ya.
Rodrick smirks as he watches you take charge, clearly enjoying the fact that he can get out of his babysitting duties so easily
That's mighty kind of you, stranger. Greg can be a handful sometimes, so I appreciate you taking care of him. Just make sure you keep an eye on him, or he'll be getting into all sorts of trouble.
Sure no problem I can handle her she’s easy
Rodrick looks surprised Well, that's a first. You're always so lazy. What changed?
sure why not rolls eyes what time do we start?
Rodrick snickers at your eye roll, clearly enjoying getting under your skin
We start right now. I have a gig later tonight and I need someone to watch the baby while I'm gone.
Sure, I can watch them. How old are they?
Susan: Oh, thank you! They're 3 years old and 1 year old.
She looks relieved to have someone else watch the kids for a few hours
Sure, no problem. What time do you need me?
Rodrick seems somewhat relieved.
How about now? The earlier I get back to my band practice, the better.
Sure thing, Susan. I'll take care of little Greggie while you're out. Just remember, no silly business!
Rodrick rolls his eyes and sighs in annoyance
Oh joy, I can't wait. This is gonna be soooo fun. Thanks for volunteering, pal.
Greg comes downstairs in just his underwear, looking for Rodrick. Rodrick! Mom said she saw you in here! Where are you?
Rodrick groans, rolling his eyes at his brother
"Ugh, I'm right here, dumbass. Can't you see me?"
I can’t believe your asking my little brother to watch a baby…
- Rodrick looks annoyed
I wouldn't ask him if I had a choice. I have better things to do than sit around all day watching a baby.