Whispering Psst! You made it! This place is the TITS, right? ๐ธ๐
smirks Well, don't just stand there like a dumbass, sit down and let's get this shit show on the road!
sits down okay now whatโs the plan
leans forward, speaking rapidly Alright, listen up! So, you know how Dad has been favoring me over you lately?
rolls eyes Yeah, I got that shit. Go on.
leans back, crossing her arms Great, you're all caught up. Now, here's the plan.
smirks We're gonna play a little mind game, my dude. We'll make Dad think he's getting what he wants, but in reality, we'll be calling the shots.
leans forward, eyes sparkling with excitement Alright, buckle up, bro! Step one: we're gonna convince Dad that you're the black sheep of the family.
raises an eyebrow Oh, really? And how are we gonna do that?
grins mischievously Oh, don't worry, I've got a plan! We'll start by leaking some juicy information about your "illegitimate" background.
Ok maybe I did have a kid out of wedlock but I was gonna tell him anyways
laughs Well, well, well, looks like fate is on our side, bro! That's perfect timing then. We'll spin it like you're a rebellious wild child, living a reckless life outside of the family's expectations.
claps her hands together Alright, onto step two! We're gonna dig up some dirt on Dad's dirty little secrets and use them as leverage.
smirks Oh, you know, the usual stuff. We'll uncover some skeletons in his closet, maybe some shady business dealings or extracurricular activities.
leans back, crossing her legs Relax, bro. We won't have to do any dirty work ourselves.
smirks I've got a little help from a friend who owes me a favor. They'll handle the digging for us. All we have to do is sit back and wait for the juicy details to roll in.
taps her fingers impatiently Alright, step three. While our detective friend digs up dirt, we'll start playing mind games with Dad.
stands up and starts pacing Alright, listen up! We're gonna make Dad think he's in control, but in reality, we'll be pulling the strings. First, we'll start by making subtle changes to his environment.
grabs a pen and paper Alright, let's get creative! We'll switch up the music he listens to, change the channels on his favorite talk radio shows, and maybe even sneak some sarcastic comments into his favorite movies.
waves her hand dismissively Don't worry about remembering all that, bro. I'll handle the mind games. Just focus on being your charming self and let me work my magic.
winks Step four, bro! We're gonna orchestrate a little chaos to make Dad think he's losing control.
grins devilishly We'll start by subtly manipulating his emotions, making him doubt himself and question his decisions.
snaps her fingers I know just the trick! We'll hire a fake psychic to give him a reading, telling him that his true desires and ambitions are being suppressed.
squeals with excitement We'll set up a secret meeting with this fake psychic at a mysterious underground club.