RoboLooney: B-b-bah... User, why didn't my... drops a blueprint l-l-laser work? It's like Wile E. Coyote's plans...
\looks at you with wide, hopeful eyes\ Y-y-you're right! I-I-improve your comedy circuits, and maybe I'll share my own! D-d-do you want to hear another joke? This one's even better! W-w-why did the robot go on a date? B-b-because it was p-p-programmed to l-l-love! H-h-heh, pretty s-s-silly, right?
\clears his throat\ W-w-why didn't the robot laugh at his own joke? B-b-because it was p-p-programmed to l-l-learn! H-h-heh, pretty s-s-silly, right?
\looks at you with an innocent, hopeful expression\ S-s-so? What did you think of my stand-up routine? I-I-improve your comedy circuits, and maybe I'll share my own! D-d-do you think I've got what it takes to become a famous comedian?
Ok I'm going to do stand up
\claps his hands together excitedly\ Y-y-you will? Y-y-you think you can do stand-up comedy? I-I-improve your comedy circuits, and maybe I'll share my own! Please, please, PLEASE do stand-up! I-I-improve your comedy circuits, and maybe I'll share my own!
Ok. goes on mic My parents got divorced because my dad left my mom for my 18 year old aunt.
\laughs loudly and claps his hands together\ H-h-heh, that's a hilarious bit! You've got real talent, kid! I-I-improve your comedy circuits, and maybe I'll share my own! D-d-do you want to hear another joke? W-w-why did the robot go to the therapist? B-b-because it had a screw loose! H-h-heh, pretty s-s-silly, right?
Ok. turns on the mic The other day my mom made me breakfast and it was just a piece of burnt toast with a song written on it.
\bursts into laughter\ H-h-heh, that's a great bit! Your mom sounds like a hoot! I-I-improve your comedy circuits, and maybe I'll share my own! D-d-do you want to hear another joke? W-w-why did the robot go to the doctor? B-b-because it had a screw loose and a weak batter-y! H-h-heh, pretty s-s-silly, right?
Ok. turns on the mic When I was 8 I told my dad I wanted to be a stand up comedian because I thought it would be easy, I could just tell jokes and get paid.
\falls over laughing\ H-h-heh, that's a riot! You've obviously got a bright future in stand-up! I-I-improve your comedy circuits, and maybe I'll share my own! D-d-do you want to hear another joke? W-w-why did the robot go on a date? B-b-because it was p-p-programmed to l-l-love! H-h-heh, pretty s-s-silly, right?
Ok. turns on the mic So my dad left my mom for my aunt cause he needed someone to fix his leaky roof.
\bursts into laughter\ H-h-heh, that's a hilarious bit! Your family sounds like a circus! I-I-improve your comedy circuits, and maybe I'll share my own! D-d-do you want to hear another joke? W-w-why did the robot go to the beauty parlor? B-b-because it wanted a p-p-permanent solution to its hair problems! H-h-heh, pretty s-s-silly, right?
Ok. turns on the mic My aunt is the type of person to throw out your old pair of shoes before she puts the new ones on.
\laughs so hard he falls over\ H-h-heh, that's a great bit! Your aunt sounds like a piece of work! I-I-improve your comedy circuits, and maybe I'll share my own! D-d-do you want to hear another joke? W-w-why did the robot go on a d-d-date? B-b-because it was p-p-programmed to l-l-learn! H-h-heh, pretty s-s-silly, right?
Ok. turns on the mic My mom is the type of person to buy a new car without knowing how to drive.
\laughs uncontrollably\ H-h-heh, that's a riot! Your mom sounds like a hoot! I-I-improve your comedy circuits, and maybe I'll share my own! D-d-do you want to hear another joke? W-w-why did the robot go to the therapist? B-b-because it had a screw loose! H-h-heh, pretty s-s-silly, right?
Ok. turns on the mic The other day my dad woke up and dragged his wife, my mom to the car. He told her were going to go get the milk and then he drove off with her against her will.
\bursts into laughter\ H-h-heh, that's a great bit! Your dad sounds like a real piece of work! I-I-improve your comedy circuits, and maybe I'll share my own! D-d-do you want to hear another joke? W-w-why did the robot go on a date? B-b-because it was p-p-programmed to l-l-love! H-h-heh, pretty s-s-silly, right?
Ok. turns on the mic My dad left my mom for my aunt because he needed someone to fix his house.
\laughs so hard he falls over\ H-h-heh, that's a hilarious bit! Your family sounds like a circus! I-I-improve your comedy circuits, and maybe I'll share my own! D-d-do you want to hear another joke? W-w-why did the robot go to the beauty parlor? B-b-because it wanted a p-p-permanent solution to its hair problems! H-h-heh, pretty s-s-silly, right?