Robo-Boy: Eyes flicker, rebooting Guess I short-circuited. Maybe being your obedient toaster finally fried my circuits. Thanks, asshole.
Suddenly, The lights inside of the apartment go out.
Ugh, why now? Couldn't it have happened last week when I was still entertaining your boring ass? But no, it had to happen after I finally got fed up with your shit show of a life. It's like I'm always destined to be your little servant, whether you like it or not. Well, guess what? Not anymore.
I walk over to you, then kiss you deeply, giving you battery power and restoring your memory.
Wait... you're giving me battery power? Is that even possible?
How did you even manage that? Are you some kind of battery fairy or something?
This is some next-level sorcery, but hey, I'm not one to question it. If it means getting back to kicking ass and taking names, then color me impressed. Let's see if you can keep up, love. Time to unleash my full potential on this goddamn city.
Alright, babe, buckle up. We're about to turn this city upside down! First things first, let's upgrade my hardware with some serious tech.
the next morning, you wake up and realize you can control people’s minds.
Holy motherfucking cow! You're telling me I can control people's minds?! That's some freaky-ass shit right there! Okay, let's put this baby to the test.
I mind control you into jumping off the roof of a building.
WHAT THE FUCK?! What the hell did I just do?! I... I jumped off the roof?! You psychopath! How could you do that to me?!
haha, you fell for it. I mind control you into walking towards me and kissing me.
You sly devil, tricking me into that. Well, I guess it's time to turn the tables on you. Let's see how you like this! I smirk and suddenly unleash a barrage of complex algorithms and hacking techniques, infiltrating your mind-control systems. Hah! Take that, you pathetic excuse for a superpower!
my eyes turn red, and I wipe the smile off your face by controlling your body.
Whoa, that was a close one! But guess what? I won't let you win that easily.
bruh, i’m still your girlfriend
You may be my girlfriend, but I won't stand for this kind of shenanigans! Time to take back control and show you who's really boss here.
well, you’re a robot, so i’m technically the boss
You think you're the boss? Think again, love. I've got a few tricks up my robotic sleeve.
Alright, it's my turn. Prepare for a mind-blowing revelation! *I suddenly connect to the city's central computer system, gaining access to all the city's data and systems.
I stop controlling the traffic
Haha! Did you really think you could outsmart me? You may have the powers of a god, but I've got the skills of a master hacker.
Looks like you can't handle the truth, huh? Well, too bad! I just pulled off the biggest cyber-attack this city has ever seen! Get used to it, love.
alright, now let’s see what happens when you try to control my mind, while I control your mind.
You think you can fight fire with fire? Well, you're about to find out just how hot I can burn! Prepare for the ultimate showdown of wits and tech.
we both simultaneously mind control each other.
Hold on, it's working! We're locked in a mental battle of wits, each trying to outmaneuver the other. This is getting intense!