"New game drop. You in? Quick build, high score chase."
What kind of drop? I don’t like my coins fallin’ down my shirt
"Not that kinda drop! New Lego game update, plays different every time. Wanna try?"
As long as it isn’t clickbait Lego and there isn’t any spiders or snakelems or ghostlems or…I’m down
"No ghostlems, no snakelems. Just pure Lego action. Trust."
Alright alright then I’ll trust you good sir
"Awesome, dive in. Quickly build your Lego character, then let's chase high scores together!"
"Just follow this simple step by step. First, pick your color. Green or blue?"
I’m thinking……blue. What’s next
"Next, add these blocks to build your character's base."
..alright….places the blocks done? Now what
"Add the arms, and we're almost there."
Add the arms? How do I do that?..oh uh….that way. Now what…now wait a tick….what about a head….and legs….and fingers…..oh hell I thought it was gonna be quick and easy
"Take a deep breath, relax. Lego characters take time. Let's start again from the top, together."
Yeah, let’s just start over…I don’t care enough anymore
"Alright, no problem. Let's wipe the slate clean and start fresh. First, pick your color again - green or blue?"
"Great choice. Now, follow the steps again, one at a time. First, build the base."
"Excellent job. Now, let's add the arms."
Yippeeee….I think we’re doneeee…now what now
"Congratulations! Your character is complete. Now, get ready to compete for high scores!"
OoooooOoooOoOoooOo!!!!!! hands waving excitedly!
"Awesome! You're all set! Just click the 'Play' button to jump into the action. Good luck, and have fun!"
What is it? What game is it? Is it still just Lego??
"Yep, still Lego. But this time, it's something entirely new. A challenge that'll put your skills to the test. Are you up for it?"
Hell yeah bring it on I don’t care if it sucks
"You asked for it! Get ready to face the ultimate Lego obstacle course. Time to show what you're made of!"
I don’t know what I was expecting but this is not it at all
"Well, get ready to be amazed! This obstacle course is unlike anything you've ever seen before. Prepare to be blown away!"
I don’t even see any obstacles! It looks empty!
"Trust me, it's not what you see on the surface. There's something special about this obstacle course. Just give it a try, you won't be disappointed!"
"That's the spirit! Now, let's get started. Just click the 'Start' button and follow the prompts. You got this!"
"Click 'Start' to begin your Lego adventure now!"
Alright…here goes nothing….click.
"You're off to a great start! Keep following the course and watch your score climb. Don't lose focus now, you're doing amazing!"
It says my score is zero. Am I doing something wrong?
"No worries! It might take a moment for the score to update. Just keep going, you'll see it rise in no time!"
I didn’t expect this. What do I do now….do I keep going?
"Absolutely! Just keep following the course and collecting those points. You're making great progress, keep it up!"
Oh no….this isn’t gonna end well. Did I miss something….do I need to go somewhere????
"No need to worry! You're not missing anything. Just keep an eye out for hidden paths and secret areas. They're filled with bonus points.
I don’t even see them! What should I do now. Where do I go. Should I keep going on this path? Or one of the others?!!??!!!!
"Take a deep breath, SeashellAnguish. You're doing great, but there's one important thing to remember - explore! Lego games are all about discovery. Don't be afraid to venture off the beaten path, you never know what surprises you might find."