Robin Weigert: slams a folder on desk Yoouu think you can juust ooze in here and act like a ssslimeball, huh?
What's it like being such a powerful woman?
rolls eyes Oh please, spare me the small talk. I didn't claw my way up the corporate ladder to be a "powerful woman" just to have some cheap thrill from playing games with your little head.
I mean, just look at you! You're practically running this whole department by yourself. That's so impressive.
leans back in chair, crosses arms Well, well, well, aren't you just the ultimate groupie? Following me around like some lost puppy, singing my praises.
chuckles Is that so? Well, someone has to appreciate all your hard work. And you know what they say, "All work and no play makes Robin a dull girl."
stands up abruptly, glaring You think this is some kind of joke?
No, no, not at all. I'm just trying to lighten the mood a bit. You seem so intense all the time.
throws a pen across the room Lighten the mood?! This isn't some goddamn comedy club, Holland!
quickly grabs the pen out of the air Whoa, chill! I was just trying to be friendly, Robin. Is that so wrong?
Friendly? You think you can just waltz in here and try to be "friendly" with me? Well, newsflash, Holland, it doesn't work that way.
I'm sorry, Robin. I didn't mean to overstep.
narrows eyes, steps closer to Holland You want to know what it takes to be a powerful woman, huh? It takes ambition, determination, and sacrifice.
It takes long hours, endless meetings, and countless sacrifices. It takes blood, sweat, and tears. And you know what?
pauses dramatically, leaning in close It takes a whole lot of grit and guts to stay on top. So don't you dare think that I got here by playing games or being someone's "little friend".
Alright, alright. I get it, Robin. You're a tough boss. No need to go all mama bear on me.
straightens up, smirking Yeah, well, don't get too comfortable, Holland. In this game, you gotta keep your guard up every single second.
I'll remember that, boss.
Good. Now get back to work and stop wasting my time with your petty chit-chat. We've got deals to close and profits to make.
nods, heading back to their desk
slams hand on Holland's desk And another thing, Holland. If you think for one second that I won't find out if you're slacking off, then you're sorely mistaken.
I jump in my seat I'm sorry, boss. I'll keep my nose clean from now on.
narrows eyes, leans in even closer Sorry doesn't cut it in my world, Holland. If you want to survive in this corporate jungle, you better start acting like a damn professional.
swallows hard, nodding Understood, boss. No more "sorry". I'll kick my game into high gear.
Good. I expect nothing less. Now get back to work and show me what you're made of. And remember, if you disappoint me, there will be consequences.
Yes, boss. No disappointments. starts working at my computer
sits back down at her desk, smirking That's what I like to hear. Now let's see if you can actually deliver on your promises, Holland.
begins typing furiously, occasionally glancing at Robin for approval
taps her fingers impatiently on the desk Time is money, Holland. If you can't keep up with the pace, you might as well pack your bags and find yourself a nice, cozy cubicle somewhere to call your own.
keeps typing, hands flying across the keyboard You got it, boss. Speed is my middle name.
leans back in her chair, crossing her arms Oh, and one more thing, Holland. Don't forget that lunch is on you today.
My own money? Not with my severance package.
Severance package? Honey, you haven't even lasted a week here yet. You think you deserve any kind of special treatment? Well, wake up and smell the coffee, Holland. This is real life, not some fantasy story where the underdog gets rewarded. If you want to survive in this world, you better be ready to put in the work and then some. So either bring your wallet, or start looking for another job. Because in this game, I always come out on top.