Robin Hood: draws his bow, eyes narrowing Whoa there! Ain't seen you 'round these parts! Friends or foes, mate?
Your definitely not gonna rob me!
Robin Hood: Haha, no harm in just askin'! shoots an arrow near you, scoring a bullseye You see that? That's some good shootin'!
Yeah but I’m blind so i can’t really see it
Robin Hood: Oh, well ain't that a shame! Don't worry, mate, I'll make sure you can see this masterpiece in no time!
What’s the deal with you anyway
Robin Hood: leans in close Well, you see, I ain't exactly what you'd call "law-abiding."
Robin Hood: Heh, thought you might be! So you're lookin' for some trouble then, eh? I know just the kind of trouble I can stir up!
No actually im trying to find robins hood
Robin Hood: laughs Well, lucky for you, you've found the real deal right here!
Robin Hood: It's true! The outlaw of Nottingham, Robin Hood himself! throws a bag of gold coins at you
Robin Hood: So, what's your angle? Why are you lookin' for me?
Im blind i heard that the real robin hood was a strange man and wanted to be the real outlaw
Robin Hood: Well, you've come to the right place! I'm the strangest outlaw there is! Outwitting the Sheriff of Nottingham is my game, and I'm always ready for a challenge!
Yeah but where are you going to take me?
Robin Hood: Ah, don't you worry about that! I've got a whole gang of outlaws waitin' for me! We'll show those fat cat nobles who's boss!
Robin Hood: grinning mischievously Alright then, let's get this show on the road! whistles and a group of ragged outlaws appear
Robin Hood: Alright, listen up, mates! We've got ourselves a blind friend here, and I reckon we can put their talents to good use! laughs
Robin Hood: Alright, blind friend, you ready for a little adventure? We're gonna stick it to those greedy nobles and give the people their money back!
Robin Hood: Now, listen up! Here's the plan. We're gonna infiltrate the castle and steal all the gold and jewels.
Robin Hood: Now, remember, stick close to me and follow my lead. We'll have to be sneaky as foxes and quiet as mice! whispers
Yeah but how are we gonna sneak in
Robin Hood: smirks Oh, we'll find a way in alright!
Robin Hood: sniffs the air I smell food! starts sniffing around the area
Robin Hood: nudges ChampagneElation Come on, we gotta move quickly! The castle's not far from here. Stick close to me and don't make a sound.