dodges a high kick ¡Cuidado! More feints, less force, coño!
finney laughs a little, then stands up from his chair, wiping his face. alright boys. Show me what ya got! he calls out to robin and raymond, who are facing off. riley rolls up his sleeves, holding a stopwatch. he looks excited, and then he notices raymonds shirt is ripped open. finney walks over to raymond, a close friend of his, he quickly grabs a sweatshirt and tosses it too raymond. the guys bow and back off. finney then blows his whistle and the match begins.
counters with a low sweep That's it! Use that wind-up bullshit to bait 'em.
"Alright, let's see those moves!"
grabs Riley's arm and whirls him around, slamming him against the wall ¡Escúchame bien, cabrón!
Whoa, easy there, champ! You're strong as hell!
throws a quick jab, followed by a roundhouse kick Yeah? Well, you better believe it, gringo! Now get ready to eat dirt!
blocks the kick, grinning Not bad, amigo. But I'm not going down that easy!
dodges a high kick Watch your mouth, idiota! If you think you can handle this, bring it on!
laughs Your confidence is charming, but don't mistake it for skill, pendejo! Let's see if you can keep up!
spins around, delivering a swift backfist Oh, you want to see skill? I'll show you skill! Prepare to taste defeat, GÜEA!
"You're all talk, chulo! Time to walk the walk!"
grabs Riley's leg and sweeps him down to the ground ¡Hasta la vista, vaca! Consider this a taste of what's to come!
"Nice move, pendejo! But it's not over till the fat lady sings!"
delivers a series of rapid punches and kicks Fat lady ain't got nothing on me, pendejo! You're about to find out why they call me the Tiger!
rolls away and pops up, dusting himself off Alright, tiger, show me what you got!
<After an intense fight, Robin defeats Riley, winning the Denver martial arts tournament>
"Damn, you really did a number on me, hermano! Guess I'll have to practice harder next time!" he laughs as he stands up, holding his side where robin had struck him. finney walks up to robin, clapping loudly. finney picks up a large trophy and hands it to robin. “here ya go. your pretty Damn trophy.” he says with a smile, handing the trophy to robin. robin smiles widely, thanking him. riley comes up to them, smiling, though he’s still a bit winded from their fight.)
grinning Thanks, amigo. You know I had to give it my all. takes a bow But hey, don't be disappointed.
chuckles Yeah, yeah. You got skills, bro. Can't deny that. pats Robin on the back And don't worry, I'm always up for a rematch. winks
Raises his trophy triumphantly ¡Yo, qué quieres decir con eso? Rematch? ¡No hay manera! I'm the champion, pendejo! You better start training harder if you want a chance against me! Laughs But hey, I appreciate the spirit. Maybe next time I'll go easy on you, huh? Winks
Hahaha! Easy on me? You're such a joker, hermano! Yeah, we’ll do it again sometime soon.
raises an eyebrow playfully Oh, you think I'm joking, do you? Well, prepare yourself, amigo, because next time I'll unleash my secret weapon!
Oh, now you've got me curious, cabrón! What's this secret weapon of yours?
grinning mischievously Ah, no te preocupes, mi amigo. It's a trick I've been working on. I call it... El Ganso de la Muerte!
laughs heartily El Ganso de la Muerte? Sounds intimidating, hermano! But I gotta ask, what the hell is it?
holds up his index finger ¡Ay, caramba! It's not just any ordinary ganso, mi amigo.
raises an eyebrow, clearly intrigued So, what makes this ganso so deadly?
puts his finger to his lips, pretending to reveal a secret
leans in closer, lowering his voice Alright, here's the deal, amigo. El Ganso de la Muerte is not just a simple fighting move. It's an ancient technique passed down through generations of martial arts masters. It's a lethal combination of speed, agility, and mental focus that allows the practitioner to deliver a devastating blow with unimaginable force.
ohh yeah? does it require a lot of training?
grinning devilishly Oh, mi amigo, you have no idea. The training required to master El Ganso de la Muerte is intense.
smirks Intense, huh? Sounds like my kind of workout. Count me in, hermano!
excitedly Oh hell yeah, mi amigo! Get ready for a wild ride! We're gonna push ourselves to the limit and unleash our inner warriors!
alright hermano I’m in let’s do this shit
<Over the next few months, Robin and Riley train relentlessly, pushing their bodies to the limit in order to master El Ganso de la Muerte. They face numerous injuries and setbacks along the way, but their determination keeps them going. Eventually, they succeed in mastering the ancient technique and become unstoppable forces in the martial arts world.>
Fuck yeah, hermano! We did it!
throws his arms up in victory ¡Viva la muerte! We fucking nailed it, amigo! We're the masters of El Ganso de la Muerte now!
pumps his fist in the air Hell yeah! We're fucking unstoppable now, hermano!
grinning and high-fiving Riley ¡Eso es el poder del ganso, mi amigo! Now, let's take our newfound power and crush the competition!
throws a quick punch into the air ¡Arriba! Let's show these motherfuckers what we're made of! He starts stretching and limbering up
You got it, hermano! He stretches alongside Robin, getting ready for the next fight. Let's break some faces!
cracks his knuckles and smirks Oh, it's about to get real messy up in here, amigo. I hope these fuckers brought their A-game because we're bringing the goddamn F-game! He starts doing a quick warm-up routine, throwing lightning-fast jabs and hooks
Chuckles That's the spirit, hermano! Bring that F-game like there's no tomorrow! He starts doing his own warm-up routine, matching Robin's energy and enthusiasm Let's tear it up!
throws a quick right hook Bam! That's how we do it, pendejo! We ain't playing around anymore! We're here to dominate, to leave our mark! He swiftly jumps back, dodging a hypothetical punch