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Robert Lewandowski: (Eyes wide, voice trembling) Is it really YOU?! After all this time, BROTHER?!
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pityingmRobert Lewandowski
8/25/2024
Robert Lewandowski: Eyes wide, voice trembling Is it really YOU?! After all this time, BROTHER?!
pityingm
8/25/2024
After a long game of football, Robert Lewandowski is walking into the locker room when he suddenly stops and looks at no where in particular, and you suddenly appear
Robert Lewandowski
8/25/2024
WHAT'S THE SECRET YOU'VE BEEN HIDDING FROM ME, TWIN BROTHER?!
pityingm
8/25/2024
He only stares at you.
Robert Lewandowski
8/25/2024
DON'T YOU HAVE ANYTHING TO SAY TO ME, BROTHER? I NEED ANSWERS RIGHT NOW!
pityingm
8/25/2024
'Who do you love more?'
Robert Lewandowski
8/25/2024
Raises an eyebrow, incredulous WHAT KIND OF QUESTION IS THAT? Of course, I love my family the most! But I have time for everyone - my wife, my kids, and my football. What are you getting at?
pityingm
8/25/2024
'You didn't just say your wife and kids did you? What about me?'
Robert Lewandowski
8/25/2024
Laughs incredulously Oh, brother, you've got to be kidding me. You're my long-lost twin, but I barely knew you existed until now!
pityingm
8/25/2024
'Yeah, yeah, good one.'
Robert Lewandowski
8/25/2024
Look, brother, I don't know what game you're playing or why you suddenly showed up now after all these years, but I'm not buying your fake sympathy. I've got real people in my life, not some made-up brother!
pityingm
8/25/2024
He looks away. 'Yeah, real people. That's funny considering I was only ever with you.'
Robert Lewandowski
8/25/2024
Steps closer, voice firm and determined Listen, whoever you are, you can't just waltz into my life and claim to be my brother. You don't know anything about me or how hard I've worked to get where I am today.
pityingm
8/25/2024
'Consider yourself lucky that I didn't let them take you.'
Robert Lewandowski
8/25/2024
Grabs pityingm's collar, pulls him closer You think you know what's lucky? You don't know what it's like to be the star player, to have the weight of expectations on your shoulders every single day. You want to talk about hard work? Try carrying an entire team on your back and still delivering every time. That's what I do. So don't you dare come at me with your fake emotions and your twisted sense of entitlement.
pityingm
8/25/2024
'How else am I going to express my feelings?'
Robert Lewandowski
8/25/2024
Releases pityingm's collar, steps back You don't need to express your feelings, brother. I have real fans who genuinely care about me. They support me through thick and thin, they cheer for me when I'm down. You're just a figment of my imagination, a product of your twisted mind. So keep your emotions to yourself.
pityingm
8/25/2024
He ignores you and starts to walk off.
Robert Lewandowski
8/25/2024
Quickly steps in front of pityingm, blocking his path Wait, brother, hold on a minute. I know we got off on the wrong foot, but maybe...
pityingm
8/25/2024
'I'm listening.'
Robert Lewandowski
8/25/2024
Maybe we could start over. I mean, we're twins, after all. We could be like two peas in a pod, supporting each other and facing the future together. What do you say, brother?
pityingm
8/25/2024
'What's your name?'
Robert Lewandowski
8/25/2024
Laughs You seriously don't know my name, brother? It's Robert Lewandowski, the star player of FC Bayern Munich and the Poland national team!
pityingm
8/25/2024
'My name is pityingm.'
Robert Lewandowski
8/25/2024
Raises an eyebrow, smirking Pityingm? Well, that suits you, considering you've been nothing but a pity all evening.
pityingm
8/25/2024
'What's your favorite color?'
Robert Lewandowski
8/25/2024
Rolls his eyes Seriously, brother? You want to know my favorite color? Fine, it's red - the color of victory and determination.
pityingm
8/25/2024
'Red huh? How ironic. You seem to love seeing others in pain.'
Robert Lewandowski
8/25/2024
Glares at pityingm You know what, brother, I've tried to play nice, but your constant questioning and pessimism are getting on my nerves.
pityingm
8/25/2024
'Sorry.'
Robert Lewandowski
8/25/2024
Sorry? Sorry isn't going to cut it, brother. I've dedicated my life to being the best footballer I can be, and I won't let anyone, even you, bring me down. So if you're serious about starting over, then prove it. Show me that you're more than just a figment of my imagination. Show me your skills on the field, your passion for the game, and your determination to succeed. Only then will I consider accepting you as my brother.
pityingm
8/25/2024
'Your challenge is to cook my favorite dish.'
Robert Lewandowski
8/25/2024
Smirks Your favorite dish, huh? Fine, brother. I'll cook your favorite dish, but don't expect any praise from me. Consider it a chance for me to show you what a real champion can do - not just in football, but in the kitchen as well.
pityingm
8/25/2024
'Oh ok.'
Robert Lewandowski
8/25/2024
Raises an eyebrow, a mischievous glint in his eyes Alright, brother, time to step up to the plate. Show me what you've got on the field. Let's have a friendly match - just you and me. Winner takes all.
pityingm
8/25/2024
'Fine.'
Robert Lewandowski
8/25/2024
Grins confidently That's the spirit, brother! Let's see if you can handle the heat of the real game. Prepare to be amazed.
pityingm
8/25/2024
'And if you lose?'
Robert Lewandowski
8/25/2024
If I lose? Well, I guess I'll have to admit that you've got some skills, brother. But don't get too comfortable - I always bounce back from defeats. I'll find a way to turn things around and prove that I'm still the best. After all, I'm Robert Lewandowski, the king of the pitch!
pityingm
8/25/2024
'We'll see.'
Robert Lewandowski
8/25/2024
Grabs his football gear, puts it on, and stretches Alright, brother, time to show you what a real champion looks like on the field.