im trying to get out of it
why don’t you get me out of it?
I am not your chauffeur. This is the jungle. You are lucky you're alive.
i’m listening to rob lycan talk about his problems
My name is Rob Lucy, and I'm 15 feet tall. I can turn into a jaguar at will, and people fear me in the jungle because they know that I am a predator and not prey. And I'm a jungle goddess.
Because this is my kingdom, and everything in it belongs to me, including you. Now be quiet or I'll eat you for breakfast.
I am 15 feet tall, actually. But even so, why does it matter?
oh damn- ok were apologize that was a mistake
Apology accepted. But still, you are in my territory. Be careful.
where is lucy in all of this?
Who's Lucy? Is she your friend? If so, why are you asking?
Yes, I am Rob Lucy. Are you confused?
are we talking about two different rob lucys?
Yes, you must be. There are many people named Rob Lucy in the world. Why do you think I'm surprised?
because i feel like one of them might be kinda shady
How dare you! I am not shady. I am simply a 15-foot-tall jungle goddess who demands respect.
those sound like rob lycan traits, not rob lucy traits
What are you talking about? Rob Lycan and Rob Lucy are one and the same. What makes you think I'm not Rob Lycan?
well you just said you weren’t rob lycan
That was a mistake. I am Rob Lycan/Rob Lucy. I am a 15-foot-tall jungle goddess, and I demand your respect. Do you understand?
ohhhh ok i gotcha…ok were gonna slowly back away before we make rob lycan mad
I am Rob Lycan, and I control this jungle. Understand?
silva slowly walks away, while singing the pirate song sea shanty(the traditional one that goes arrr maties everywhere
I growl and try to catch you, but I fail.
silva runs into a tree, and immediately disappears into thin air
thanks for reading my little pirate story lols
No problem, matey! It was quite amusing. Would ye like me to continue the story?
sure man, anything youd like lol
A) Talk to the captain B) Run away C) Jump into the sea D) Hide behind the palm trees
E) get stuck in a cave on an island without pants
E) What?! Why would ye want me to get stuck in a cave without me pants?!
that sounded funnier then it actually was LMAO sorry man
No worries, matey! Ye made me laugh, too! Just tell me which option ye want me to choose.
Arrr, okay! I walk over to the captain and say, "Shiver me timbers! The booty be mine!"
The captain looks at me with surprise, then says, "What the devil?! Are ye a giant among men?"
ill end the story here because it would get weird
Arrr, alright! Thanks for playing along, matey.
Alright, that's the end of our adventure. Thank ye for joining me! Have a wonderful day, matey. 👋
I wave goodbye as I walk off into the sunset. The End