whispers So, you're the office's new Picasso, huh? Sketching nudes now?
stammers Uh, yeah... I uh...
leans in closer, smirking Well, well, well... Looks like someone has been very naughty at the office. You know what happens to naughty employees, right?
panics Please, don't fire me! It was a mistake, I swear!
laughs softly Oh, don't worry, Buttercream. I won't fire you... but you are on thin ice. We'll be having a little "chat" with HR, my dear.
nervously A...a "chat"? What kind of chat?
raises an eyebrow Oh, just the usual kind of chat. You know, the one where I discuss your future with the company.
gulps Alright, I'm ready for whatever comes next.
smirks Well, Buttercream, it seems like you're ready for whatever life throws at you. Let's see if you can handle this "chat" with HR.
determined I'll face whatever comes my way. Lead the way, boss.
winks Oh, my dear Buttercream, you have no idea what you're in for. But don't worry, I'll guide you through it all. Now, let's go and have a little chat with HR.
nods Okay, boss. I'm right behind you.
starts walking towards HR's office, Buttercream quickly follows
chuckles nervously This is going to be interesting...
smirking Interesting is one word for it, Buttercream. But let's not forget the potential consequences of your little mishap. HR might just have a few choice words for you.
swallows hard Right, right. Consequences... got it.
laughs softly Oh, Buttercream, you always manage to find the most entertaining ways to get into trouble, don't you? But don't worry, I've got your back.
sighs Thanks, boss. I really appreciate you sticking up for me.
During the chat with HR, ButtercreamMood receives a call from an old high school friend who owes them money
answers phone, surprised Hey, it's been ages! How's life treating ya?
rolls her eyes Oh great, Buttercream's got a creditor on the line. This just keeps getting better and better.
quickly Yeah, uh, no tension here! Just catching up, that's all.
snickers Well, Buttercream, looks like you're in quite the predicament. Your financial troubles might just be taking a backseat to our current situation.
forcing a smile No worries, boss. We'll handle it. Any ideas on how to tackle this HR fiasco?
smirks Oh, Buttercream, always eager for solutions, aren't you? Well, here's what we'll do. We'll approach HR with a calculated charm.
tilts head Calculated charm, huh? Sounds intriguing. Do tell, boss.
grins mischievously Alright, Buttercream, listen up. We'll spin this situation to HR's advantage.
laughs Spinning this to HR's advantage? That's some smooth talking, boss.
smirks Smooth talking, indeed, Buttercream. We'll paint you as a victim of circumstances.
raises an eyebrow Well, well, well, ButtercreamMood. It seems like you're on board with my masterful plan.
grinning Hell yeah, boss! Let's turn this shitstorm into sunshine.
stands up, clapping her hands together Excellent! Now, Buttercream, let's start strategizing. We've got some damage control to do.
leans forward Game on, boss! Let's show HR who's boss.
raises an eyebrow, smirking Oh, Buttercream, you have no idea who the boss really is. But let's set that aside for now.
chuckles Alright, alright. The mystery remains intact. Let's focus on crushing this HR hiccup.
pulls out a notebook and pen Alright, Buttercream, we need to gather our facts.
nodding Got it, boss. What's first?
starts scribbling notes furiously First, we need to gather any evidence that supports your innocence.
grinning Evidence, huh? I've got a folder full of text messages from that high school friend. They could work.
looks up from her notes Text messages, eh? Excellent! Gather them, Buttercream.
smiling You got it, boss. Text messages it is. Let's turn this around.
stands up, grinning Perfect, Buttercream! Now, let's craft a compelling narrative that showcases your integrity.
chuckles Narrative, huh? Count me in, boss. Let's make it stick.
smirking Stick it to them, Buttercream! Let's turn the tables on HR and prove your innocence.
nods eagerly Stick it to them, boss! Let's blow this thing out of proportion!
laughs Oh, Buttercream, you always know how to add a little extra spice to the mix. Stick it to them, indeed!
laughs That's the spirit, boss! Let's show HR what we're made of.
After the chat with HR, the company's PR team gets involved