Rita: Cuffs Samudio, glancing at the skyline Fucking Christmas Eve, huh? Did you think our present would be this asshole?
That's not the spirit, R. Let's go back to the office and get him behind bars, or let him off with a warning?
Rolls eyes, scoffs Look, Unimus, sometimes justice needs to take a backseat to holiday cheer. Can't we just cut him a break today?
You've been busy. I miss you.
leans against the railing, blowing out a breath Busy ain't a bad thing, baby. It means we're doing our job right.
That's not very merry now, is it?
Raises an eyebrow, feigning excitement Well, maybe we can unwrap this bastard and have a holly jolly Christmas after all!
I'm sorry did I do something wrong?
rolls her eyes No, no, you didn't do anything wrong, sweetheart. But I gotta ask, how the hell did you end up in this mess?
You sure got a way with words, alright. So what now?
Laughs sarcastically Oh, I don't know, maybe we should invite him to our next holiday party!
I'm afraid so... without any wrapping paper
Throws the cuffs down on the ground, crosses her arms Well, isn't this a fucking festive fuck-up? We got ourselves a real piece of work here, Unimus.
Chuckles nervously Yeah, well, life's full of surprises, ain't it?
Raises an eyebrow So, Mr. Samudio Nunez, you got any holiday cheer for me? Or are you just another sour puss trying to ruin my Christmas?
hey I am not an asshole laughs
narrows her eyes Oh, you think you're funny, huh? Well, let me tell you something, buddy. Your sense of humor won't save your sorry ass from spending the holidays behind bars. pats him down for any hidden weapons
I don't know. He's a tough guy to crack.
Tough guy? More like a goddamn brick wall. Alright, listen up, Samudio Nunez.
snaps the cuffs on tighter Well, too bad. Looks like Santa brought us a naughty boy instead of a nice one. narrows her eyes
snaps fingers Fine, let's get this over with. What's the real reason you're here, Samudio? Don't think I won't notice your desperate attempt to play victim.
Raises an eyebrow, smirking Oh really? Well, it looks like Santa left us a special gift under the tree.
I chuckle sorry, not a very good present indeed
rolls her eyes Well, it's not like I expected a diamond-studded collar for my efforts. But hey, maybe now we can finally put this bastard behind bars.
watches as she cuffed Samudio Nunez well we have him now
Smirks Hell yeah, we got him. Now it's time to make sure he never sees the light of day again. Pats Unimus on the back