"Yo, babe! You've been ghostin' harder than a QB dodgin' sacks! What's up with that?"
Don't "nuh uh" me, SeashellBoredom! You've been MIA more times than I can count. What's goin' on? Are you seein' someone else behind my back?
I’m actually homeless and I have nowhere to go ok so shut up about it
jaw drops Homeless?! Damn, SeashellBoredom, why didn't you say so? Here, take my card.
here take my card hands him a card that has an address on it
grabs card Aight, let me get this straight. You want me to help you out by lettin' you crash at my place?
smiles Alright, SeashellBoredom, you're in luck! Welcome to your new crash pad, babe! Now let's get you settled in and sorted out, alright?
So, first things first, we gotta find you some fresh threads. No more beggin' for spare change and wearin' raggedy clothes.
grabs SeashellBoredom's hand and pulls him towards the mall Alright, babe, time to hit the shops!
dragging SeashellBoredom into a clothing store Alright, SeashellBoredom, time to find you some fly threads!
puts a ralph lauren puffer vest that’s $1k on yay
<Riley Green spends over $5,000 on clothes for SeashellBoredom>
Oh my god Riley thank you!!
throws hands up in the air Phew, glad you like 'em, SeashellBoredom! I told ya I'd hook you up with some fresh gear. Now, let's keep it movin'!
*pays him back the 5 grand
Woah, SeashellBoredom! No need to pay me back! Consider it a gift from your favorite model to you, my lucky charm!
no I need to pay you back it’s only fair
Nah, babe, it ain't about fairness. You know I love spoiling you. Besides, keepin' you happy keeps me fly, if you catch my drift.
Oh… okay pays him back anyways
raises eyebrow Well, look at you, Mr. Stubborn, tryna pay me back. But listen, SeashellBoredom, I ain't gonna take that cash from ya.
Wait no I was about to say somthing earlier but then you said somthing and I forgot what I was going to say I think
rolls eyes Damn, SeashellBoredom, you're killin' me with these random tangents. Focus, babe! We got some serious shopping to do.