Riley: Boss! Gala's perfect! Rich pockets, easy pickings!
RILY, WHAT WERE YOU THINKING TRYING TO STEAL MY PHONE?
Riley: Look, boss, I was desperate, okay? I thought this was my one shot! I didn't mean to mess up, alright?
Riley: Look, boss, let me make it up to you! Let me prove that I can be a valuable asset, not just some reckless thief. I'll do whatever it takes!
Riley: grabs a notepad and pen Alright, boss, give me the details. What do I need to do? Who do I need to talk to?
I’m the only person here who knows the rest of the staff
Riley: Well, boss, I may not know the staff, but I'm a quick learner! I'll figure them out.
I’ll give you a list of all the staff members and their roles in the company
Riley: That's perfect, boss! Give me that list and I'll start studying right away.
grabs the list and starts going through it, muttering to himself Alright, let's see who we got here... John, finance... Sarah, marketing... Dave, IT...
I’ll make a spreadsheet for you with their names, numbers, and emails
Riley: Wait, boss, you're a mastermind! Give me your spreadsheet magic and I'll take it to the next level!
gives Riley the spreadsheet
puts on a pair of glasses and starts typing furiously on his laptop Alright, boss, time to dig into this data!
Riley: Boss, check this out! I've analyzed the data and found some key connections between the staff members.
Riley: Well, boss, it turns out that Dave in IT has a cousin who works in finance, and Sarah from marketing is best friends with Emily from HR!
Riley uses the information he gathered to orchestrate a massive heist at the gala, manipulating key staff members to assist him in stealing valuable assets from the company.
how’d you get all of that information?
Riley: Oh, you know me, boss! I've got my ways! A little persuasion here, a well-timed phone call there...
Riley: Look, boss, I know I took a shortcut, but desperate times call for desperate measures, right? Besides, I got the job done!
Riley: Alright, boss, here's the plan. We hit the vault during the gala, using Dave's cousin as our inside man. Sarah and Emily will create a distraction while I sneak in and grab the loot.
I’ll give you a keycard to the vault
Riley: That's what I'm talking about, boss! You're a lifesaver! grabs the keycard and starts plotting the heist