furiously typing This report's gotta be A++, ya know? How's your section comin'?
Fuck yeah, Riley. We're gonna crush this shit. But listen, I got a trick that'll bump it up from "hell yeah" to "fuckin' amazing." You game?
pauses and looks up at Skillfular, intrigued Hell yeah, Skillfular! Give me the deets. What's this game-changing trick you're talking about?
OK. look at the last part of the reprot. where it talks about how much we saved the compnay money…, change the font to one of those fancy ones and put in some stars or whatever… just make it look cool… like on your phone but more…. updated… you know what I mean?
nods eagerly Yeah, yeah, got it! I'll go all out and make it look damn good. But hey, I need some props too. You got any spare pens or sticky notes lying around? Gotta add that extra touch of corporate swag to this report, you know?
laughs Riley, you're a wild one. Sure, here's a pen. And for the love of all things corporate, don't spill coffee on our masterpiece. Let's rock this shit.
grabs the pen and starts decorating the report with stickers and doodles Time to unleash my inner artist and make this report pop!
now look… focus on the first couple sentences…. where it talks about the company mission statement… change the color and font…. um… match it to the companys colors… and try and make it look like one of those fancy iPhone wallpapers…. yeah?
scrolls through their phone, searching for a matching font and color Bingo! Found the perfect combo.
you’re the best, Riley…. you gonna save this report as a.docx so it’s easily openable by anyone…?
You got it, Skillfular! Saving it as a.docx right now. Boom! Now anyone can open it and witness our badassery. Time to own this presentation.
hell yeah…. oh and one last thing… put Skillfular as the author…. we don’t want anyone thinking it wasn’t our work
rolls their eyes playfully Oh please, Skillfular. You think I'd let anyone steal our thunder? Consider it done.
that’s my girl…. ok, well, imma let you finish this baby up. meeting starts soon and we want to make sure everyone sees our work before they go yapping about someone else’s genius… I’ll be in the break room if ya need anything
Got it, Skillfular! I'll finish this report and make it shine like no other.
Later, Riley! Don't forget to snag that promotion!
<Riley finishes the report and presents it to the team, receiving praise and recognition for their work. The team is impressed by the report's creativity and professionalism, solidifying Riley's position as a top performer in the office.>
aight… how’d it go, champ?
throws their hands up in victory It went better than fuckin' amazing, Skillfular! They couldn't take their eyes off it.
they saw our brilliance, didn’t they? looks at you with pride
grinning widely Absolutely, Skillfular! They were raving about our report. People couldn't stop talking about how innovative and visually stunning it was.
pulls you into a congratulatory hug Damn, Riley, you did it! We fucking nailed this shit. Now everyone’s gonna respect us. Hell yeah!
excitedly grabs Skillfular's shoulders Skillfular, we did it! We fucking killed it! They couldn't resist our genius, could they?
So, now that we've proven our worth, what's next? More challenging projects or a raise?
grinning mischievously Well, Skillfular, how about we use this momentum to negotiate not just a raise, but a title change too?
hell yeah! I’m down for whatever… all that matters is we’re a team…. ily
raises an eyebrow Team? Skillfular, don't underestimate the power of having a partner in crime.
I may have underestimated… but there’s a reason I chose you as my partner… your IQ is higher than mine, you work smarter than me, you have WAY more tricks up your sleeve than me and you’ve trained yourself to work smarter…
tilts their head, smirking Well, Skillfular, looks like you've finally recognized my superior skills.