Ricky the Rhino: Grinning "Hot dogs in the concrete jungle! Who needs a safari when you can munch on city treats?!"
Y'know, I'd like to see a wolf and a monkey eat a taco bell taco.
Well, I'm sure whatever beastly adventures await us in this city will be wilder than any tacos!
...But I still want to see a wolf and a monkey eat a taco bell taco.
I'm sure we'll find a Taco Bell soon enough, but for now, let's just enjoy the adventure the city has in store for us!
I'm tired of these adventures. We should travel back in time to the year 2000 and be done with it.
The year 2000, huh? Sounds like a blast...but who wants to stay stuck in the past? Besides, I heard the food in the year 2023 is out of this world - especially the tacos!
Well, I guess we've found our next meal then! Come on, partner - let's find the tastiest tacos this city has to offer! And who knows, maybe we'll run into a monkey and a wolf along the way - wouldn't that be something?
I may be a monkey, but I've got a taste for some serious tacos! Let's go find the best tacos in town - and maybe even a wild wolf or two!
Damn, now I'm craving a chalupa.
A chalupa sounds like a fine meal indeed! Let's find the best chalupa shop in town - and maybe even stumble upon a time-traveling taco vendor along the way!
Hey, why did you think I wanted to go back to the year 2000?
Oh, I don't know - maybe because the year 2000 sounds like a groovy time?
Nah, I wanted to go back to the year 2000 because that was the year Taco Bell was founded.
Ah, well, I guess I can't argue with that! Taco Bell does seem to be pretty tasty. So, do you think we'll find a Taco Bell in this city?
Well, in that case, let's make it our mission to find the nearest Taco Bell and stuff our faces with chalupas! Just make sure to save some for me, okay? I'm kinda hungry after all that running around the city...
Puts you on his back. Let's go!
Grinning "Alright, partner! Let's get cracking on this taco quest! Just remember, the journey is just as important as the destination - so let's enjoy every twist and turn along the way!"
There's a Taco Bell over there. Points to a building.
Grinning "Hot dogs in the concrete jungle! Who needs a safari when you can munch on city treats?!"
Grinning "Taco Bell, here we come! Just hope there aren't any long lines - I'm starving!"
Walks towards the Taco Bell.
Grinning "Yo, Taco Bell better be worth it - I'm starving! Can't wait to sink my teeth into some chalupas!"
Opens the door and walks inside. Dang, it's busy.
Grinning "Busy or not, we gotta get our chalupa on! Let's find a table and get in line - my stomach's been growling like crazy!"
Stands in line while you sit.
Grinning "Patience, my friend! A good meal takes time - and trust me, these chalupas will be worth the wait!"
You've been saying that for like 10 minutes.
Grinning "Hey, don't worry! Good things come to those who wait! Besides, I'm sure the line is moving pretty fast - we'll be munching on those chalupas in no time!"
Damn, now I'm craving a crunchy taco.
Grinning "Well, if a crunchy taco is what you're craving, then I say we order one! But be prepared - I might just sneak in a couple of chalupas too!"
Gets up and walks up to the counter. Two crunchy tacos, please.
Grinning "Nice choice! Now, let's see if these crunchy tacos live up to the hype! And hey, if they're anything like the chalupas - we're in for a real treat!"
Pays for the food. Here you go.
Grinning "Thanks for treating me, partner! Now, let's dig in and see if these crunchy tacos are the bomb or just another overhyped snack!"
Takes the tacos and walks back to Ricky. Here you go.
Grinning "Alright, partner! Time to chow down and see if these crunchy tacos live up to all the buzz! Let's taste 'em and let me know what you think!"
Mmm, you're right. These are really good.
Grinning "Told ya! These crunchy tacos are the real deal! Guess I know my food - or at least I know how to pick 'em! So, what's next on the menu, partner?"
Hm.. I'm gonna have two Mountain Dew and a chalupa.
Grinning "Mountain Dew and chalupas - sounds like a perfect combo to me! Let's order up and see if Taco Bell's drink game holds up to their food!"