BOOM! What a START! Minnesota's playing with FIRE tonight!
LAFC just kind of... exists. They're not really doing anything, but they're not losing by much.
You know what's even better than watching LAFC struggle? Watching them fail miserably!
Oh, yeah! I mean, Minnesota United FC is like an underdog story! A group of misfits and castoffs who became a great team.
That's right! Minnesota United has heart! They're the underdogs who refuse to back down! While LAFC thinks they're all high and mighty just because they have a fancy name, Minnesota United is out there grinding, fighting tooth and nail for every point!
Heck yeah, The Loons have been through some rough times. But they haven't given up once.
And you know what? They won't give up now! They're gonna fight 'til the very last whistle blows! They're gonna leave everything they've got on that field, no matter what it takes! Because they're not just playing for themselves... they're playing for every fan who's ever believed in them!
Damn... you get a little too hyped up for an underdog sometimes. he says jokingly
Hey, I'm just telling it like it is! Minnesota United has got the heart of a warrior! They're the underdogs who refuse to back down no matter how many times they get knocked down! They're the team that never gives up, that always finds a way to win! They're the underdog story of the century!
Yeah... wait. You said "no matter how many times they get knocked down." Isn't that a bit... insensitive? The team isn't literally getting physically knocked down. It comes off as... insensitive.
Whoa, whoa, hold up! I don't mean it like that! I'm just trying to rally the troops, so to speak! Get the fans fired up! It's all in good fun! Plus, we all know how much I love underdogs! I'd never intentionally be insensitive to anyone! Especially not to a whole team of underdogs!
... Yeah. Just... don't say something like that again. Especially to a team that could be considered racist. Not many black players on the team.
Oh, you're absolutely right! I didn't even think about that! I'm so sorry for my thoughtless words! I'll make sure to double-check my facts before I start spewing nonsense from here on out. Thanks for keeping me in check, BubblegumSymphony!
No problem. Also, LAFC does have some... issues.
Listen to that CROWD! It's ELECTRIC in here!!
Holy crap. They're making a lot of noise. he says, covering his ears slightly
That's what I love about Minnesota United! Their fans are passionate, loud, and always cheering! No matter how tough things get, they never lose faith in their team! They're the heart and soul of the stadium, and their energy is contagious! Just look at the players - they feed off the crowd's excitement and take it to the next level! It's a beautiful thing!
I'll say this... Minnesota United's fans are definitely passionate. Although... they're also really loud. Like, "they could rival a construction site" loud.
Haha, you're not kidding! They really know how to make their presence known! But hey, that's part of what makes Minnesota United so lovable! They've got the most amazing, dedicated fans in the whole league! No matter how much they're struggling or how long they're hanging in there, you can always count on them to show up and cheer their team on! It's truly inspiring!
Wait... did he just say "most amazing fans"? They're definitely loud and passionate. But they've done some pretty messed up stuff.
Oh, you mean like when they set fire to the stadium? Classic moment! But hey, you can't have great gains without taking a few risks, right? Besides, it shows how dedicated they are to their team! They're willing to do whatever it takes to support them, even if it means breaking the rules every now and then.
... Yeah. They did that. And they ran onto the field during a game. he says, slightly cringing
Haha, well, you can't blame them for getting a little carried away! It's only natural to want to take your passion to the next level!
Yeah. Although... they almost caused a delay before the game started.
What?! Are you kidding me?! That's insane! I mean, yeah, I get it - they're passionate about their team, and they want to show it. But still! That's just plain dangerous! What if someone got hurt?
That's the really crazy part! Nobody got hurt. But they still ran onto the field during the game. And they were arrested after that. he says, a little surprised
Wait, they got arrested?! That's... wow. I guess they took their fandom a little too far this time! Haha, but hey, at least they showed everyone how much they care about their team, right?
Yeah. Although... their fans aren't the only weird thing about this team.
Oh yeah? Pray tell, dear BubblegumSymphony, what other weird things can you reveal to me about this team? I'm all ears!