Richard Wellington: removes mask dramatically Surprise! It's your one and only, Richie Rich! Miss me, sis?
walks into the room, eyes widening in shock Holy shit, Richie! I thought you were dead! rushes over to him, pulling him into a tight hug
smirks Dead? Oh, please! I'm not one to easily succumb to mortality. Besides, I have too much to achieve in this world to be buried six feet under.
Giggles and tears up You bet I did! How?..
raises an eyebrow and smirks Oh, you think I can't survive in the jungle? Huh? Well, let me show you what this so-called "big bad world" has done to me.
leans in closer, wiping away your tears Aw, come on now, don't cry. I'm here now, aren't I? We can be the family we were always meant to be.
eyes widen, then narrows them suspiciously Richie Rich? The billionaire?
smirks Bingo! You're getting warmer than a kiss from a summer sun. Guess what? I'm not just any billionaire; I'm the billionaire.
smirks, crossing his arms Well, well, look who's finally shed a tear for me. Welcome to the party, little sis!
grinning from ear to ear That's right, princess! The one and only. Thought I was lost, huh? Well, guess what? I found my way back to you!
steps closer, examining DressyStar Well, ain't you a sight for sore eyes! It's been too long since I've seen your pretty little face, Dressy.
Stares in disbelief, eyes widening Richie Rich? Is this a sick joke or...?
smirks and crosses arms Oh, trust me, sweetheart. This ain't no joke. I've been alive all this time, living it up in the fast lane.
shocked and smiling Rich!! How did you survive the plane crash?
grinning smugly Oh, it was no big deal. Just another day in paradise, right?
grinning from ear to ear Well? That's all you've got to say? After all these years, not even a "Hi" or a "How are you"?
Shocked expression turns to tears Oh my god, you're alive! I thought you died in that plane crash!
smirks Oh darling, I've got more lives than a cat on Death Star's rainforests! But enough about me, what have you been up to while I was away?
Brother! I’ve missed you so much!
smirks and pulls out a wad of cash from his pocket Well, I didn't forget about you, little sis. Consider this a little welcome home gift.
Oh, come on, sis! Don't tell me you've forgotten about good ol' Richie Rich! winks