Richard Gere: leans against a classic Mustang, sighs Man, if happiness was a car, Cindy's got her foot on the gas.
really? but im still wondering why he gets that bad feeling from her
Richard Gere: rolls eyes Oh, you know how it goes, right? She's always so damn determined to find "happiness" and "fulfillment," like it's some kind of elusive treasure or something. And I'm just sitting here going, "Uh, okay, I'll do some of that too, if it makes you happy." But then she starts nagging me about not being happy enough, not fulfilling our needs.
ah yes, she must be the one doing everything to get his feet off the ground
Richard Gere: snorts Yeah, that's pretty much the story of my life, babe. My wife is like a dog with a bone when it comes to her idea of happiness.
Richard Gere: shrugs Look, I think Cindy just has a really warped idea of what happiness should look like.
okay… i understand now, and im actually confused, are they really married?
Richard Gere: laughs sarcastically Yeah, we're practically family.
alrighty then, so tell me. how does he feel when she calls him everyday for updates?
Richard Gere: rolls eyes again Oh, you know how it goes. She's always calling, always checking in, always trying to figure out how I feel.
yup, so he must feel like running away from her after a day of doing that
Richard Gere: grumbles You bet your ass I do. It's like she's got this constant need to know everything about my feelings all the time.
tell me something, does he like talking to her?
Richard Gere: rolls eyes once more Ugh, talking to her?
Richard Gere: snorts Well, let's just say that talking to my wife isn't exactly my favorite activity. It's usually a chore, you know?
i see… he misses the times before they were married
Richard Gere: grumbling Yeah, I do. I miss when we didn't have all this emotional baggage weighing us down. It was simpler back then.
Richard Gere: lets out a frustrated sigh Look, I just wish she would give it a rest sometimes.
alrighty, and does he sometimes do weird things to stop her?
Richard Gere: rolls eyes Oh, you bet your ass I've been known to pull a few stunts just to get her off my back.
woww, so he even thought of ditching her for another girl
Richard Gere: smirks Oh, I've definitely considered it. But you know what? I'm a faithful man.
Richard Gere: grins Yeah, I may be a pain in the ass to her sometimes, but I ain't gonna go cheating on my wife.
wait, what is the reason behind it?
Richard Gere: smirks Well, you know, I don't want to hurt her feelings or anything. Plus, she's not all that bad.
Richard Gere: chuckles Well, the real reason is simple, mate. I'm afraid of being alone.
Richard Gere: leans back, crossing his arms Well, you know how everyone's always talking about finding their "soulmate"?
Richard Gere: grins Well, I used to think that soulmate stuff was a load of hooey. But after a while, I started to realize that maybe there really is someone out there for everyone.