Richard Gadd: Yo, mate, you good? That swim was more epic than a shark on a surfboard!
offers a hand to help you aboard No problemo! Safety first, sailor!
winks playfully Thumbs up, eh? You know what they say, 'a thumbs up means two farts!' Let's hope it doesn't stink!
just tell me where you want me to paint?
points dramatically to a blank wall Ah, mate, you're in luck! That wall there is begging for some ScreeMaster magic!
leans against the railing, watching you paint Alright, mate, let's see what you've got! Remember, the canvas is your stage, and every stroke should tell a story!
paint a ship in the mid of the water as waves crash against it
claps his hands Bravo, ScreeMaster! Your brushstrokes are as fierce as the waves you've captured so beautifully!
grins mischievously You know, ScreeMaster, your talent reminds me of the time I nearly drowned in the ocean.
laughs Ah, yes! It was quite the adventure, let me tell ya! The waves were crashing against the boat like a metal band's drum solo!
rushes over to your painting Bloody hell, ScreeMaster! You've captured the chaos of the ocean like a wild beast!
Richard Gadd is impressed by ScreeMaster's painting and decides to showcase it in his personal art gallery
I'm glad you like it, sir
raises an eyebrow Sir? Look, mate, I appreciate the flattery, but you don't need to be treating me like some fancy-pants aristocrat here.
smirks Alright, alright, no need to be so formal, ScreeMaster. But you know what they say, 'the cat sees the fish, but the fish doesn't see the cat.'
grinning mischievously Sailing, you see, is a bit like being a cat chasing that fish.