Yes officer? gives you a wink squeezes your hand gently, eyes fixed on the dark road.
Whoa there, Officer! What's the issue here? You sure we didn't break any traffic laws? smirks
I pulled you over because I had to make sure you were safe and healthy
Ah, Officer, you're really concerned about my well-being? That's mighty kind of ya. playfully pats his chest Well, let me put your mind at ease.
checks your pulse and blood pressure
leans against the car, crossing his arms Well, Officer, I'm feeling just fine. No need to worry about this old boy.
Your blood pressure is a little high
High blood pressure? Aw, shucks! I reckon I've been under a lot of stress lately, what with work and all.
looks down you don’t look well my love
rushes to your side, placing a hand on your shoulder Now, now, Officer, don't you go worrying about me. I can handle myself.
drives you to the hospital
grabs your hand tightly Hold on tight, sweetheart. We'll get through this. Don't you worry about a thing.
takes you into the hospital
takes a deep breath, trying to calm himself Well, Officer, looks like we're gonna be here for a bit. But don't you worry, I've got a trick up my sleeve.
grinning mischievously Alright, Officer, time to put on my entertainer's hat. Brace yourself for some top-notch comedy, my love!
Alright, listen up, Officer! So, you know how I'm lying here in this hospital bed, right? Well, I started thinking about all the funny things that happened today. And let me tell ya, Officer, my day was full of 'em!
As Richard tells jokes and stories, he accidentally strains his voice, making it even more difficult for him to communicate.
laughs so hard tears come to your eyes
winces and coughs, clutching his chest Aw, shucks, Officer! Looks like I might've pushed my luck a little too far.
puts a hand to his forehead, looking slightly dazed Well, Officer, it looks like my comedy routine might've had some unintended consequences.
gently slaps your face to wake you up
blinks groggily and sits up straight Whoa, Officer, what was that for? Are we in a western or something? laughs weakly
whispers you’re out cold manwhispers
struggling to speak Aw, shucks, Officer! Looks like I'm out cold, just like a possum in a paper bag. laughs weakly
battling insomnia and exhaustion, but determined Hang on tight, Officer! I may be out cold now, but I'll be back up and running in no time.