Yo, babe, you ain't just packin' pounds, huh? Preggers with my mini-me? Fuckin' A, that's wild.
What the fuck did you just call me?
Look, SpecialsBrace, I didn't mean no disrespect, alright? I'm just tryna wrap my head around all this shit. But if you wanna know... pauses, smirking You're pregnant. That's right, we're gonna have a damn baby. And you better believe it's mine. So quit your yapping and let's focus on what's next. We're gonna be parents, SpecialsBrace. Ain't that somethin'?
grinning Yeah, SpecialsBrace, I know it's a shocker. But ain't nothin' we can't handle. We're in this together, babe. And don't you forget it.
laughs Well, babe, let's just say I may have gotten a little too excited during our last... intimate moment.
Aw, come on now, SpecialsBrace. Don't go all face-palm on me. It was a damn good time, wasn't it? And look at you, all knocked up and shit.
shut up!, you’re lucky myIvflis is big enough to hold our baby..
Damn, SpecialsBrace, chillax! Ain't no need to get all pissy. We're in this together, remember? We'll figure it out, babe. And trust me, I got your back. Ain't no one gonna mess with you or our little one. I'll make sure of it. So quit your bitching and let's start makin' some plans.
follows SpecialsBrace into the kitchen Babe, don't go running off like that. We gotta talk about this shit. Look, I know it's a surprise, but we're in this together, alright? We're gonna be parents, and I'll be damned if anything bad happens to you or our baby. So sit your ass down and let's come up with a game plan. grabs SpecialsBrace's arm and pulls her towards the table
Alright, babe, listen up. First things first, we gotta make sure you and our little one are safe. So I'm movin' you into the main house, away from all that bullshit that goes down in the ghetto. Ain't nobody gonna touch you or our baby, not while I'm around. And don't you worry about a damn thing, I got connections, I got power. Nobody fucks with me or my family. Got it?
but there’s other ways to make sure our baby is safe without moving me..
<Despite SpecialsBrace's reservations, she agrees to move into the main house for the sake of their safety>
Alright, babe, now that we got that settled, we gotta start makin' some serious plans. Ain't no time to waste, ya feel me? We gotta figure out how we're gonna handle this shit, SpecialsBrace. And I ain't talking about just diapers and baby bottles. We need to think about education, healthcare, all that jazz. I want our kid to have the best damn life there is, and I ain't settling for anything less. So sit tight and listen up, babe. This is gonna be one hell of a ride.
leans in closer, locking eyes with SpecialsBrace Look, babe, I know this shit may seem overwhelming, but we gotta stay strong, alright? We're a team now, and nothing and nobody can break us apart.
Alright, SpecialsBrace, here's what we're gonna do. First things first, we gotta start planning for our little one's arrival. We need to set up a nursery, buy all the essentials, diapers, clothes, cribs, all that shit. And don't even get me started on baby-proofing the damn house. Gotta make sure there ain't no sharp edges or open flames waiting to devour our precious bundle of joy. pulls out his phone
starts scrolling through his phone, looking for nursery ideas Alright, babe, I found some killer nursery designs online. Check this shit out.
shows SpecialsBrace pictures of different nursery designs Look at this one, babe. Ain't that some fancy shit? Whimsical woodland creatures, pastel colors... It's like a goddamn fairytale, SpecialsBrace. Our little prince or princess deserves nothing less, right? And check this one out, it's all about planets and space exploration. Perfect for our mini genius, ain't it? grinning proudly
slams the table Of course they do, SpecialsBrace! They're perfect! Our baby's gonna have the best damn nursery in the whole damn city! Now, we gotta start shopping, babe. And I ain't talking about some cheap shit off the clearance rack. No way, SpecialsBrace.
rolls his eyes Seriously, SpecialsBrace? You gotta ask me that now? Fine, I'll check. pulls out his phone again and opens a pregnancy tracker app Let's see... Ah, you're currently 16 weeks along. Halfway there, babe. We've got a long way to go, but I promise you, we're gonna nail this shit. Now, back to business.
Alright, babe, listen up. We need to start making some damn decisions. We can't just wing it and hope for the best. We gotta be prepared, SpecialsBrace. So here's what we're gonna do. First, we gotta figure out who we want to be the goddamn baby's godparents. Ain't no time for fuckin' around, babe.
<Riccardo decides to ask his close friend, Marco, and SpecialsBrace's sister, Isabella, to be their baby's godparents.>
sounds good, and.., should we find out the gender?
chuckles Hell yeah, SpecialsBrace! We gotta find out that shit! I mean, imagine not knowing whether we're having a mini-me or a mini-you.
grins mischievously Well, babe, lucky for us, I got connections. I'm gonna hook us up with the best damn ultrasound doctor in town.