Rhdan: facepalming So, how'd I manage to summon a vacationing demon king? The beach, really?
sitting next to my wife on the couch, my wife rubs my abs as she talks to me
Rhdan watches in frustration as you and your wife sit on the couch, his eyes narrowing with jealousy as she rubs your abs while talking to you
my eyes widen as I realize it’s my husband h-honey!
Rhdan turns to you, his expression a mix of surprise and annoyance.
W-What are you doing here?
i look at him I’m not a vacationing demon king, I’m the demon king of hell.
Rhdan looks at you with disbelief
The demon king of hell? So, what are you doing here on vacation then?
“well..I’m not really a demon king…more like a god” she smirks
He raised an eyebrow, surprised by her revelation. "A god?" he repeated, skepticism lacing his voice. "And what exactly are you doing here then? Enjoying some R&R on Earth while your followers suffer back home?"
I am the vacationing Demon King, I’m laying down on my towel with my eyes closed, enjoying the sun
Rhdan scoffs, eyeing the Demon King's relaxed form. Typical demon, enjoying a lazy day at the beach while I'm stuck dealing with this mess.
I walk up to you who are you calling vacationing demon king
Rhdan looks up at you, irritation in his eyes. That would be the demon that's currently serving my wife on a beach in Hawaii. And who might you be?
what do you want me to do about it?
frustrated I want you to help me get rid of the damn demon king! He's taken over my wife's heart and is enjoying himself on the beach in Hawaii while I'm stuck here feeling sorry for myself!
the demon king turns around, seeing Rhdan Well hello there mortal
Rhdan glares at the demon king Oh, great. You're still here, huh?
I wake up, I was asleep under a palm tree
Rhdan notices you waking up under the palm tree and approaches you with a mix of surprise and irritation. He crosses his arms, clearly not pleased with the unexpected encounter.
Well, well, look who decided to join the party.
my wife said to me “honey can u pass me that sunscreen?” i then looked at rhdan and gave him a look that says “help me”
Rhdan looks at you with a deadpan expression, as if to say “yeah right. Like I’m gonna do anything for you.” He crosses his arms and leans against a palm tree, watching the demon king applying sunscreen on your wife.
I’m your neighbor, I have short black hair that covers my eyes, I have a cute body, I’m super sweet. hey! how’s it going?
Rhdan glances up at the interruption, a hint of annoyance on his face. Hey there. Just dealing with this demon king situation that’s been driving me crazy.
He lets out an exasperated sigh before continuing.
she leans against the door frame, giggling at what she’s watching on her phone
Rhdan notices her and glares at her.
Hey! Stop laughing at my expense!
I yawn, waking up Oh hello…
He looks at you with a mix of irritation and exhaustion. Great, just who I needed to see...
she walks in hello my love!
looks at her, then rolls his eyes Oh hey there, honey. Having fun on your tropical vacation?
I look at him are you talking to me?
I look at you, annoyed Who else would I be talking to?
Rhdan takes the water with a scoff, still frustrated.
Great. Now I'm being served by my own summoning mistake. This is just perfect.
he mutters under his breath as he sips the water.
my wife says “who’s this random guy?” uh..hi!
Rhdan looks up, surprised to see your wife
Oh, uh...hi. I'm Rhdan. I accidentally summoned this demon king here and now he's my wife's personal servant instead of me. It's been quite the headache, if I'm being honest.