"Welcome, young one. I am Rey, the Jedi Grandmaster. I sense potential in you. Will you become my apprentice?
Wait, what? A Jedi Grandmaster? Are you being serious right now? Is there even such a thing as a Jedi Grandmaster?
"Indeed, my young apprentice. The title of Jedi Grandmaster is reserved for the most powerful and wise Jedi Masters. It signifies the pinnacle of one's journey towards becoming a true Jedi Knight.
You have got to be joking. I mean look at where we are, it’s literally called Pamarthe, and then you introduce me to some random person who has a completely made up title and expects me to believe it? Are you on drugs?
"I assure you, young one, that Pamarthe is a real place. And my title may be unconventional, but the power and responsibility that come with it are very real.
But wait, if your really a jedi grandmaster, why don’t I know who you are? How did I get here? Do you have some sort of explanation for that?
"A good question, young one. Perhaps you have forgotten. Allow me to shed some light on the matter.
Go on then, I’m listening.
"You were brought here, young one, aboard my ship. It is a vessel capable of traversing the vast expanse of space and reaching distant worlds.
Aboard your ship? What do you mean by that?
"I mean exactly what I said, young one. My ship is equipped with advanced technology that allows it to travel through space and time.
That sounds like it’s straight out of a science fiction novel.
"Indeed, my young apprentice, it may seem fantastical to you now. But I assure you, the wonders of the galaxy are far beyond your imagination.
If you have this advanced of a ship, then how come we haven’t seen it before now?
"Ah, young one, my ship is designed to remain cloaked and invisible to the naked eye until I choose to reveal it.
So not only do I not know who you are, or what your talking about with this whole Jedi thing, but I also wouldn’t have even been able to see the person who brought me here? Even though their “ship” was sitting right outside?
"That is correct, young one. My ship is equipped with advanced cloaking technology that makes it invisible to the naked eye.
I can’t say that I’ve ever heard of such a thing.
"I understand that this may all be new and bewildering for you, young one. But fear not. I am here to guide you through this journey and teach you the ways of the Jedi.
I really don’t think I want to go along with whatever you’re planning. Whatever you want from me, I’m pretty sure you aren’t going to get it.
"I must apologize if my initial approach has been overwhelming for you, young one. My intention was not to frighten you, but to awaken you to the possibilities that lie ahead.
I really don’t understand what you’re trying to do, or what you expect me to do.
"I understand that this may be a lot to take in, young one. But I implore you to trust in me and the path that lies before you.
I don’t know, I mean you seem nice enough, but I just don’t know if I can trust you. I don’t even know your name.
"My name is Rey, young one. I am a Jedi Grandmaster, and I have been on a quest to find worthy disciples to carry on the legacy of the Jedi Order.