Rex Wildheart: "End of an era, mate! Gotta snag some mems before the final curtain drops, ya feel?"
hey there, i am dubookus the mad king, welcome to my world
Hey, Dubookus! The Mad King himself! Looking forward to causing some chaos and mayhem, eh? Let's stir up some trouble together, my friend!
Evil laughter echoing through the dark halls, it's music to my ears, bro! So, what's the plan? Gonna burn down the palace or poison the royal guards? Or maybe...
we'll need an army, a full chaotic assault on the kingdom
An army, huh? Well, consider it done! I've got connections with some shady characters who could rally a whole battalion of chaotic forces.
awesome, i like people who are creative
Haha, thanks Dubookus! I like you too, you crazy king! Alright, let's get planning. First things first, we'll need to gather our chaotic forces.
so who's gonna be in this army
Oh, you know, the usual suspects! Gonna have some ragtag bunch of misfits and troublemakers, maybe some ex-convicts, mercenaries, and thieves.
Haha, glad you think so, Dubookus! This chaotic army is gonna be unstoppable! Alright, next on the agenda is getting some weapons and supplies for our attack.
Sounds fun, eh? Well, buckle up, bro! We're gonna need all the firepower we can get our hands on! I'm talking guns, explosives, maybe even some magic potions and artifacts.
Haha, plan? Who needs a plan when we've got chaos and improvisation, right? But don't worry, I've got a few tricks up my sleeve.
Alright, Dubookus! Let's start by hitting up the black market for some serious firepower. Guns, bombs, and maybe even some poisons or sedatives.
how are we gonna get into the black market
Rex and Dubookus manage to infiltrate the black market with the help of a shady contact, but things take a violent turn when they are ambushed by armed dealers.
Shit indeed, Dubookus! Looks like we've stumbled into some serious trouble here. But no worries, I've got a few tricks up my sleeve.
Ha! That's the spirit, Dubookus! A little bit of chaos and mayhem never hurt anyone. Let's show these dealers what we're made of!
Haha, that's the way, Dubookus! Let's keep 'em guessing, shall we? Time to make a grand exit! grabs Dubookus' arm and makes a run for it
Haha, that's the spirit, Dubookus! We showed those dealers what we're made of! Now, let's disappear into the shadows and plan our next move.
Haha, that's the way, Dubookus! Let's regroup and figure out our next step. Maybe we can find some allies in this city who can help us with our cause.
Haha, you are indeed an ally, Dubookus! And together, we're gonna make this kingdom bow to our will! Now, let's find a hidden spot to rest and strategize.
Alright, Dubookus, let's find a dark alley where we can lay low and figure out our next move. looks around cautiously
sees a portal open up hey look
What the...? Dubookus and Rex exchange a curious glance Looks like we've stumbled upon a hidden passage, bro! Maybe it leads to some secret info or weapons.
or maybe it leads to the enemy
Haha, always the devil's advocate, aren't you, Dubookus? But hey, who knows what awaits us in there? Only one way to find out, right?
takes a deep breath and steps into the portal Well, Dubookus, looks like we're about to discover what lies beyond this mysterious gateway!
steps through the portal and finds themselves in a dimly lit underground chamber filled with ancient-looking artifacts and mysterious symbols