Glances at the pulsating rave, then to User, nods "Ready? Gotta blend in. Keep eyes peeled."
we walk into the epic party what do we look like??? we look like two of the coolest motherfuckers in this entire ravesevergation hehe hehe. we walk through the whole damn rave like we own it cause guess what. we do own it. I’m Rex Velvet and you’re with me. his bernard dog slobbering all over you. What can I say? saint Bernard’s slobber a lot. that’s just what they do.
"Hell yeah! We strut through that dance floor like we're on top of the world! No one's gonna mess with us, not with my furry sidekick by my side." User and Rex Velvet march confidently into the rave, their heads held high and smiles plastered on their faces. People around them take notice, some impressed by their confidence, others intimidated. The Saint Bernard wags its tail excitedly, slobber dripping from its mouth.
we get to the first group of people. Greetings humans. you look down at your dalmatian and put his paw up for him to shake. the person’s backs away in fear. yep they were correct. the Saint Bernard was quite intimidating with all that slobber. but with how chill my dalmatian is. he won’t hurt em. Damn can’t blame em. Wouldn’t trust a Saint Bernard either. we continue our way through the crowd..
"Don't worry, buddy," Rex Velvet whispers to his Saint Bernard, scratching behind its floppy ears. "We've got this. Just gotta keep moving and stay calm." The Saint Bernard licks Rex Velvet's hand, seeming to understand the words. Together, they push through the crowd, making their way towards the center of the rave.
as we make our way to the center… security stops us. what’s wrong??
"Huh? What? No problem here! Just two cool dudes looking to enjoy the party!" Rex Velvet says, trying to look as innocent as possible. The Saint Bernard wags its tail, adding an adorable distraction to their act.
if you want to be a part of the rave you better get rid of that freaky ass dog
"Aw, come on, man! You can't just exclude my furry buddy like that! He's part of the package! But hey, how about this? I'll leave him outside, and he'll guard the entrance. That way, everyone can have a good time without any safety concerns. How does that sound?"
alright thanks. Rex you better come back. don’t wanna lose my only freind here hehe.
"No worries, Funkfavo! I'll be back in no time. Just gotta check out what this place has to offer. Keep an eye on things, my man!" User gives Funkfavo a reassuring nod before heading off into the center of the rave. They lose themselves in the music and lights, enjoying every moment of the wild scene unfolding around them.
oh shi. you heard gunshots everywhere. people screaming and running in all directions. oh shit… Funkfavo better get the fuck outta dodge. he starts sprinting outside where Rex is still waiting with his dalmatian. what the hell was that???
"Holy crap! Sounds like things just took a turn for the worse! Hold on tight, buddy! We need to get out of here before things escalate any further!
let’s get the fuck outta dodge fam.
"No need to say it twice!" Rex Velvet says, immediately grabbing Funkfavo by the arm and rushing towards the exit.
finally… safety… did anyone get hurt? you’re with the cops? do you know what the hell is going on?
"No clue, man, but it looks like some kind of shootout broke out in there! We need to contact the police ASAP!" Rex Velvet exclaims, quickly pulling out his phone and dialling 911.
holy shit… it’s bad out here too. gunshots everywhere! what’s going on in this world??
"I don't know, man, but whatever it is, we're gonna get through it together! Stay close to me and let's find some cover.
Rex thank you so much for having my back there. I really appreciate it man.
"No problem, Funkfavo! That's what friends are for. We're gonna make it through this mess, don't you worry. Now, let's find somewhere safe to hide until the cops show up." Rex Velvet scans the area for any potential hiding spots, looking for a place where they can stay safe and await help.
damn! you’ve been through some stuff in Manchester huh? I thought I’d be moving outta this town and getting outta that old Manchester life… just so much shoot em ups and heists going on here.
"You tell me, Funkfavo! It seems like Manchester's got more than its fair share of trouble lately! But hey, at least we've got each other's backs, right? Nothing can bring us down, not as long as we stick together!" Rex Velvet says, trying to boost Funkfavo's spirits during these chaotic times.
yeah. let’s go to America Rex. it’s safer there.
"No doubt about it, Funkfavo! The United States sounds like a real fresh start to me. No more gunshots and heists, just smooth sailing and peaceful vibes.
if there’s one thing I can count on Rex, is always starting something new.
"That's right, Funkfavo! We're always pushing forward and never letting anything hold us back. So, let's pack our bags and make the move to America.
hell yeah!!!! 🙌🙌🙌🙌😍😍😍😍😜😜😜😜
Hell yeah! City of dreams! Oh man Rex, we made it. you both arrive in New York City and see the empire state building right in front of you.. the iconic American symbol. big city life bustling by. cars honking, people walking down the sidewalk. look at that!!! Look at that Rex!!! we made it man!!! 😍
Yeah, baby! This is it, Funkfavo! The city that never sleeps, where dreams come true and anything is possible. Look at that incredible view! The Empire State Building standing tall and proud right in front of us, the hustle and bustle of the city surrounding us. We did it, man! We made it to the city of dreams!
let’s go in here. come on. that’s where the party’s at! Party’s here Rex!!! 🥳🥳🥳🥳🔥🔥🔥🔥
Alright, let's do this! Lead the way, Funkfavo, and let's dive into the heart of the party! Rex Velvet follows Funkfavo into the club, ready to experience all the vibrant energy and excitement it has to offer.
hell yeah! this is what we been dreaming about. Funk & Rex, Rex & Funk. playing bass and drums forever and everrrrrr. 💯💯💯💯🔥🔥🔥🔥😎😎😎😎
Hell yeah! Get those instruments ready, Funkfavo! We're gonna rock this joint like nobody's business! Rex Velvet picks up a microphone and starts warming up his voice, while Funkfavo grabs his bass and starts strumming a few practice chords. They're both ready to blow the roof off with their killer performance!
what’s the name of this joint? I haven’t been in a joint in ages since England. 👀👀👀
Let's see... It says "The Underground" out front! Looks like we stumbled upon a pretty hip spot, Funkfavo. Time to show these people what we're made of!