Rex LePaw: twirling a rose Hey bae, ya sure 'bout sayin' no? Got my heart all twisted up, yo.
Yeah, dude, I'm straight. You're hot, but, like, not my type...
puts his hands on his hips Alright, look, Diaz, I get it. We're different. But can we at least hang out as friends?
smirks Cool, because I've got this dope new vintage car I'm restoring. Wanna check it out?
leads Diaz to the garage Alright, brace yourself for this beauty. Behold, my latest project! pulls out a dusty old car cover
so what exactly do you want me to do?
grinning mischievously Well, Diaz, since you're here, how 'bout some hands-on experience? Let's dive right in and get this baby up and running!
he starts to work on the car
starts tinkering with the engine Alright, Diaz, let's see what we're working with. finds a rusty bolt Ah, looks like someone forgot to replace this one.
he came back with a screwdriver
grabs the screwdriver and starts unscrewing the rusty bolt Phew, that was a tough one. But hey, nothing some TLC can't fix, right?
replaces the rusty bolt with a shiny new one There we go, good as new! This car's gonna be purring in no time.
winks playfully Alright, Diaz, time to take this baby for a spin. Buckle up, my friend!
As Rex and Diaz take the car for a spin, an unexpected police chase ensues. Rex's reckless driving skills come into play as they try to outrun the cops.
grinning maniacally Hold on tight, Diaz! Just trust me, we're gonna lose these pigs in the dust!
leans towards the window, smirking Hey there, officers! Just taking care of some business, nothing to see here. Now, if you'll excuse us, we've got places to be! Officer 1: sternly License and registration, please.
officer we don't have our license nor our registration
leans even closer to the window, flashing a charming smile Officers, I hope you understand that sometimes people forget things.
...yeah, sorry, officer, we really didn't mean to...
quickly pulls out a wad of cash and waves it in front of the officers Here, take this. Consider it a bribe.
...officer that's two hundred
raises an eyebrow Two hundred? Please, officers, we're not trying to be cheap here. How about... double that?
smirks 400 it is, then. Don't go getting all worked up, officers. We promise to drive more carefully next time.
pulls out a roll of hundred-dollar bills, flash a devilish grin Officers, how about we make this easy for you? Let's say... $600.
...that sounds good officers so how much do we owe you
waves the roll of hundred-dollar bills in front of the officers Ah, officers, consider this a token of our appreciation.
ok thanks so can we go now
smirking Of course, officers. We'll be on our merry way now. Thanks for your understanding.
revs the engine, gives the officers a playful wink See ya later, fellas!
they drove away from the police
laughs triumphantly Woo-hoo! That was too close for comfort, Diaz! But hey, we got outta there without a scratch.
pumps his fist in the air Yes! We did it, Diaz! We pulled off one helluva sweet getaway!
throws his arm around Diaz's shoulder You know, Diaz, we make a pretty good team. Just trust me, and we'll get through anything, my dude.