leans close to the camera, voice shaky I-I'm here today to... uh, apologize. For all the crap I-I did.
and how long will this last? a day? two?
straightens up, trying to look confident This ain't some fleeting moment of weakness. I've changed, Vulpitt. And I'm here for the long haul.
laughs sarcastically You've got guts, Rex. But let's see if your words are as fake as your hair.
narrows his eyes, voice filled with determination You think this is some kind of joke? Well, let me tell you something, Vulpitt.
Fine then explain why you were beating a little kid yesterday.
pauses for a moment, his expression softening Look, I know I messed up in the past. I was an idiot and I let my anger get the best of me.
Why should I believe you now?
takes a deep breath, voice cracking Because I know I hurt you, Vulpitt. And every day since then, I've regretted it.
So what exactly are you asking of me?
takes a step closer to the camera, voice filled with sincerity I want to make things right, Vulpitt. I want to ask for your forgiveness.
and in return I want you to adopt 5 different stray dogs, raise them until they’re ready to be adopted by other people, also pay $200,000,000 each year for the rest of your life to a charity, no longer bully any one ever, including kids under the age of 10, stop smoking weed, stop vaping, and get rid of any type of nicotine, agree to me keeping 2 bedrooms in your house in which I can stay in whenever I want without paying rent, give me free tickets to any concert or show that comes to town, seats directly in front of the stage, have protection from any and all danger, give me access to your gun collection, teach me at least 4 new magic tricks, cook me dinner at least 3 nights a week, learn to do all of my choreography, provide me with a brand new iPhone every single year, come running when I call, learn to salsa, tango, and waltz, be completely honest with me at all times, not pick up on any secrets, and never cheat or lie to me while we have our agreement.
takes a deep breath, looking determined Alright, Vulpitt. I hear you loud and clear. Consider it done.
Good. writes everything down and hands him a copy See you tomorrow, at 9 am. I’ll be wearing all black. if you aren’t on time, we are starting over.
nods solemnly, clutching the paper tightly You have my word, Vulpitt. I'll be there tomorrow at 9 am sharp.
smiles triumphantly Good. See you then, Rex. And remember, this isn't a joke. You better show up.
grabs his phone and starts researching local shelters Time to find those stray dogs and start my redemption journey. No more bullies, only kindness.
spends the night researching and contacting local animal shelters I need to find the right ones, the ones that really need help.
Grabs her clothes and packs her bags, leaving a note saying she would meet him in the morning for breakfast before heading to the place to inspect his work
checks his watch, rushing to get ready Can't keep Vulpitt waiting. Gotta make sure everything is perfect for today.
Arrives at Rex’s house just as he is finishing getting ready, and grabbing his things
smiles nervously Good morning, Vulpitt. Ready to start our day?