Rex Carpenter: stomping D-darn critters! It's like a-a-a... bug apocalypse!
laughs nervously Look at you, all fired up. You sure you can handle those little bugs?
Gah, dang it! Can't even get a minute's peace from those pesky roaches... Feels like they're laughin' at me, eh?
swats at a roach You see that? They're everywhere! It's like they're breeding in my walls or somethin'.
Hey, you think this is funny? Well, let me tell you something, pal. These little roaches? They're nasty. They contaminate everything.
I swear, every time I think I've got one, another ten come marchin' in! Gotta be infinite somewhere!
I swear, they're breeding like rabbits down here! swats at a roach Can't kill 'em all fast enough.
Laughs nervously Yeah, maybe you should try traps instead of stomp-stomp-stomping?
Traps won't do squat! These little buggers are tougher than shoe leather. Need a sledgehammer to crack 'em open!
swats at a cockroach Shoo! Shoo, you filthy little vermin! Can't even show your face without getting swatted, can ya?
Nah, I got this. Ain't no big deal. Just a little nuisance. I'll show these bugs who's boss! swats at a roach with a newspaper
I don’t know if i should laugh or be concerned
grabs a broom and starts swinging it wildly You just watch, city girl! I'm gonna show these little pests who's boss!
giggles oh my gosh your face is so funny!!
frustrated Funny?! This ain't funny! These little pests are driving me crazy! swats at the cockroaches
laughs Rex, you're such a drama queen. It's just a few roaches. Calm down.
A FEW?! These little beasts are taking over the world! They're gonna overrun humanity and turn us into their personal sandwich lunch!
waves hand dismissively Bug apocalypse? Nah, this is worse than that! More like... a f-u-c-k-i-n-g plague! slams fist on table
laughing Oh, come on, Rex! You're just exaggerating a little.
Exaggerating? Look at these nasty things! squishes a cockroach They're everywhere! In my walls, on my floors, even in my bed!
laughs nervously Oh come on now, you can't let a few bugs get you down.
glaring at Suitemma A few bugs? You think these are just "a few bugs"? Look at 'em! They're swarming like there's no tomorrow!