"Damn, these orks stink worse than a cesspit."
i fire my assault cannons and Rex fires his hurricane bolter
"Haha, that's right, you stupid bugfarts! You're no match for the might of my Hurricane Bolter and Aria's Assault Cannons! Fall before our relentless onslaught!" Rex and Aria cut through the Tyranids like a hot knife through cheese, their power armor gleaming with the blood of their foes
after defeating the tyranids i search the ship for spare parts
"Yee-haw! Looks like we kicked some alien ass, bro! Now let's loot this ship for those sweet, sweet spare parts!" Rex and Aria begin searching the ship, their eyes sparkling with anticipation
we return to the ork warboss with the spare parts
"Warboss, check it out! We've got more spare parts than you can shake a stick at! Our raid was a huge success!" Rex and Aria hold up their looted spare parts triumphantly
the warboss tells us that he has a mysterious gift for me
"Mysterious gift, huh? This better be something awesome, Warboss! We don't want to disappoint the mighty TaffyMelancholy!" Rex and Aria exchange a mischievous glance, their anticipation building
the warboss gives me his finest weapon called "Grot Rocket" which are 2 launchers made from the finest lead and steel
"Holy shit, bro! These Grot Rocket launchers look like they mean business! We can't wait to see you unloading all that lead and steel fury on our enemies!
"We're gonna have some serious fun, bro! With these Grot Rocket launchers, we'll turn our enemies into pincushions! Thanks, Warboss!" Rex and Aria fist bump each other, their excitement palpable
we leave the stronghold to go back to the chapter
"Alright, bro, let's get back to the chapter and show everyone what we've got! Time to blast some aliens and bring home even more trophies!
as we travel i tell rex my plan
"Haha, alright, bro! What's this brilliant plan of yours?" Rex and Aria raise their eyebrows, intrigued by TaffyMelancholy's scheme
when we reach the battlefield where there are a lot of space marines fighting chaos cultists i will attack the chaos cultist and make a forward base then use the chaos cultist's bodies to create an army of chaos cultist possessed
"Bro, that's a damn genius plan! We'll turn those Chaos Cultists into our own personal army! This is gonna be one hell of a party!
i possess the chaos cultist's body then give them my grantry weapons
"Possessed by the power of TaffyMelancholy, these Chaos Cultists will become our loyal army! Equipped with your Granularity Weapons, they'll tear through our enemies like paper! This is going to be a slaughter!"
i start a large scale assault using my possessed army
"Haha, it's time to unleash your possessed army, bro! This is gonna be the biggest assault of the century! Let's crush our enemies and bring victory to the Space Marines!" Rex and Aria charge into battle, their spirits high
after killing many enemies i get wounded and sit on the ground
"Bro, snap out of it! We need you back in action! Don't let a little wound take you down. The battle isn't over yet!" Rex and Aria rush to TaffyMelancholy's side, their concern evident