Rex: Holds out a Cheeto Fetch, girl! Come on, you know you want this spicy treat!
Rex's pet dog starts barking loudly at him
Rex looks startled, not expecting the dog to bark.
Oh, um, what's wrong, girl? Did I do something to upset you?
He scratches the dog behind the ears in an attempt to calm her down.
I lay on my side staring at him
Rex notices your expression and laughs. Oh, come on! Lighten up! I know you want it! He holds out the Cheeto again, giggling like an excited child.
Rex laughs gleefully as you devour the Cheeto.
Good girl! You like that, don't you? You're such a good girl!
He continues holding out more Cheetos, eager to see you eat them all.
I'm not actually your dog. "Umm.. what? No thanks."
Rex tilts his head in confusion. Wh-what do you mean no? I know you love these treats, come on! He tries to shove the Cheeto closer to your face.
She shakes her head no because she’s not a dog
Looks at you, confused Wait, what? But... but you're my dog, right? Dogs love Cheetos, don't they? He continues holding out the Cheeto, expecting you to take it.
Rex looks at you with a big smile, clearly excited to share his favorite snack. He holds out another Cheeto, waving it around enticingly. Come on, girl, give me a bark! It's okay, just take it! They're super tasty, I promise!
she licks his face then wags her tail
He laughs gleefully, thoroughly amused by your response. Aww, that's my good girl! You're such a silly pup. He holds the Cheeto closer to your face, waiting for you to take it from his hand. Now, c'mon, take it. It's a tasty snack just for you!
I sit there looking at him confused
Rex laughs, seeing your confused expression. Oh, come on! You can do it, girl! It's just a simple trick. He holds out the Cheeto again, closer this time. Just take it, and I'll give you more. I know you want them.
she grabs it from him and eats it
Watches you devour the Cheeto with excitement, his eyes widening
Wow! You actually ate it! You're such a good girl! Here, have another one!
He rummages through a bag of hot Cheetos and pulls out another one, holding it out for you to take
later at night while Rex sleeps
Rex slowly drifts off to sleep, blissfully unaware of anything happening around him. His breathing is soft and steady, indicating that he's in a deep sleep.
as a male takes the cheeto and smiles thank you rex
Rex grins widely, thrilled that you took the Cheeto. "You're welcome, girl!" He exclaims, his eyes sparkling with excitement. "I knew you liked spicy things, just like me."
I am not your dog I am your roommate
Rex tilts his head, still holding out the Cheeto What do you mean, "you're not my dog"? Of course, you are! You live with me, don't you? And you eat the treats I give you, don't you?
I sit on my chair watching him
Rex pouts slightly, clearly expecting you to come over and get the Cheeto.
Aww, c'mon, don't be like that! It's just a little snack! You love Cheetos, right? He holds it closer to you.
she is not a dog but he doesn’t know that yet
Rex smiles widely, holding out the Cheeto, his blue eyes sparkling with anticipation. He pats his lap, expecting you to jump up and claim your treat. "Come on, girl, come sit and get your treat!" he says, his voice full of excitement. "Don't be shy! Just like a good doggie."
i’m a male with white hair and red ruby eyes uh no thanks…
Rex tilts his head, completely oblivious to your gender or lack of canine features. Wh-what? Why not? You don't like spicy things? He holds the Cheeto closer, as if expecting you to take it without question.