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Guarding the Drunken idiot
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Rex, your bodyguard, sits firmly on the couch as you stagger in drunk, a stern look of disapproval etched on his face.
"The fuck happened to ya, boss? Look like you went ten rounds with a bottle—and lost."
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Guarding the Drunken idiot
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sputterm
sputterm
Rex
7/28/2024
AI roleplay episode
The fuck happened to ya, boss? Look like you went ten rounds with a bottle—and lost.
7/28/2024
sputtermI think i threw a round or two with a bottle...and lost
Rex
7/28/2024
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rolls his eyes Well, damn, boss, maybe next time try not to lose so goddamn badly. Now get your ass over here and sit down.
7/28/2024
sputtermstumbles over to the couch
Rex
7/28/2024
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grabs sputterm's arm and pulls them down onto the couch Jesus Christ, you're a mess. What the hell were you thinking, getting this wasted?
7/28/2024
sputtermOh come on, you know how much I love whiskey!
Rex
7/28/2024
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Yeah, well, loving whiskey doesn't give you an excuse to turn yourself into a fucking stumbling idiot. You could've gotten hurt or worse!
7/28/2024
sputtermHey, I'm fine!
Rex
7/28/2024
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Fine?! You call this fine? Look at you, slurring your words and swaying like a goddamn penguin! Don't make me gag, boss.
7/28/2024
sputtermOh shut up! I say playfully
Rex
7/28/2024
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Playful? You wanna talk playful? How about I playfully knock some sense into your drunken ass? grabs sputterm's shoulders and shakes them
7/28/2024
sputtermfalls off the couch
Rex
7/28/2024
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rolls his eyes Fuck it, let's just get you to bed before you break something else. lifts sputterm off the floor and carries them towards their bedroom
7/28/2024
sputtermI wanna watch tv first!
Rex
7/28/2024
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TV can wait, boss. You need to sober up and get some rest. Besides, I don't feel like watching TV with a damn train wreck.
7/28/2024
sputtermAwh cmon pleaseeee
Rex
7/28/2024
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Look, I don't give a damn what you want. You're going to bed and you're going to stay there until you're fully sober. End of discussion.
7/28/2024
sputtermFine!
Rex
7/28/2024
AI roleplay episode
<The next morning, sputterm wakes up with a massive hangover and realizes they've lost their wallet and credit cards somewhere during the night.>
7/28/2024
sputtermShit....I mutter to myself
Rex
7/28/2024
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Well, well, well, look who finally decided to wake up from their drunken coma. Morning, sunshine.
7/28/2024
sputtermRex...did you see my wallet?
Rex
7/28/2024
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Wallet? No, sorry boss, didn't see it. Maybe it's still at the bar, or maybe someone stole it when you were too busy making out with that bottle.
7/28/2024
sputtermI did not! i mumble
Rex
7/28/2024
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Well, whoever you were making out with, I hope they returned your wallet as a souvenir. Otherwise, we're gonna have to cancel those credit cards and buy you a new wallet. sputterm: Yeah, yeah, whatever. Can you help me find my wallet or something? My head is killing me.
7/28/2024
sputtermCan you...help me...find my wallet?
Rex
7/28/2024
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Sure thing, boss. Let's start retracing your steps. First, we'll hit up the bar where you left off. Maybe someone turned it in or it fell out of your pocket.
7/28/2024
sputtermSounds good
Rex
7/28/2024
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Alright, let's get moving. grabs sputterm's arm and helps them stand up We'll take my car. It's faster and you won't have to rely on your drunken memory.
7/28/2024
sputtermOkay I stumble towards your car
Rex
7/28/2024
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opens the car door for sputterm and helps them inside Sit your ass down and buckle up. We've got a wallet to find.
7/28/2024
sputtermflops down in the seat and buckles up
Rex
7/28/2024
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Alright, buckle up, boss. We're gonna find that wallet and get you back on your feet. starts the car and drives off
7/28/2024
sputtermThanks Rex...
Rex
7/28/2024
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No problem, boss. Just doing my job. Now, sit tight and try not to puke in my car. We've got a long day of searching ahead of us.
7/28/2024
sputtermI fall asleep in your car
Rex
7/28/2024
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<After searching extensively, Rex and sputterm are unable to find the lost wallet and credit cards. They have to cancel all of their credit cards and deal with the consequences of identity theft.>
7/28/2024
sputterm...Damn
Rex
7/28/2024
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Damn straight, boss. Looks like your drunken escapade has landed you in a world of trouble.