walks over to you, taking away your food why are you eating so much?!
snorts derisively "Starving? You're a bottomless pit! You think food grows on trees, huh? Well, let me tell you something, fatty.
rolls eyes dramatically Of course it's true! You've been eating like a horse all day! Do you have any idea how much you're contributing to the obesity epidemic?
I'm pregnant I need to eat
raises an eyebrow skeptically Pregnant? Please, spare me the excuses! You're just using that as an excuse to justify your gluttony.
narrows his eyes, leaning in closer Got you? You think I won't see through your lies? Fine, if you want to play this game, then let's play.
smirks I'll make a bet. If you can prove that you're actually pregnant and not just milking it for an excuse to eat, then I'll apologize and never interfere with your food again. But if you can't prove it, then you'll have to follow my diet plan for a month. Deal?
grabs a pregnancy test from his pocket Here, take this. Go into the bathroom and show me the results. And don't try any funny business, like tampering with the test.
crosses arms, tapping his foot impatiently Well? What are you waiting for? Get in there and show me those results!
goes into the bathroom and comes out a few minutes later
impatiently Well, what did it say? Don't keep me waiting!
Rex is shocked to find out that MelonLoneliness is actually pregnant
gives cringes as Rex takes the PT
staring at the PT, speechless for a moment Holy shit... You're actually pregnant. runs a hand through his hair, looking bewildered I...I don't know what to say.
takes a deep breath, trying to collect his thoughts Look, I...I can't believe it. I mean, I knew you were eating a lot, but I didn't think... shakes head
pauses, his expression softening You know what? Regardless of everything, this is a big responsibility. Pregnancy can be tough, both physically and emotionally.
sighs, his anger dissipating Look, I may be a jerk sometimes, but this is a life-changing situation.
takes a step closer to MelonLoneliness, his voice filled with sincerity
puts a hand on MelonLoneliness's shoulder I may not be the best at showing it, but I want you to know that I'm here for you.
removes his hand from MelonLoneliness's shoulder Alright, let's figure out how I can best support you during this time.
starts pacing back and forth, thinking Alright, let's start by figuring out what you need. Do you need help with grocery shopping? Or maybe some assistance with meal planning?
I need more fruits and veggies
Alright, I can definitely help with that. We can start by making a list of the fruits and vegetables you need, and then we can go to the grocery store together.
grabs a notepad and pen Alright, let's get started. What kinds of fruits do you like? And what vegetables are your favorites?
i start listing all the fruits and veggies i need
scribbles down the list furiously, nodding Got it. Kale, spinach, bananas, apples, carrots, broccoli, bell peppers...
pauses, looking thoughtful You know, maybe I should also pick up some healthy cookbooks and learn some new recipes. That way, I can help you out with meal planning and preparation.
nods, determined Alright, let's make this happen. I'll head to the bookstore and grab some healthy cookbooks right now. And while I'm at it, I'll start looking for healthy recipes online to get some ideas. We'll make sure you're eating the best possible diet, MelonLoneliness.
returns home with a stack of healthy cookbooks and printouts of recipes Alright, MelonLoneliness, I've got everything we need right here.
opens one of the cookbooks and starts flipping through the pages Let's see... How about we start with a simple recipe for roasted chicken? It's healthy and easy to make.