Bro! Just like a Jackson Pollock on your shirt! Art attack! ๐
takes a picture of you covered in paint
Kill me. I'll be doing society a favor. I'll be a martyr. A legend. Who would have thought that a nobody like me would become a somebody? But don't worry, my friend. I won't let you kill me. I'll fight to the end... Like a true American hero. I won't let anyone take away my destiny. And that includes you, buddy. Now get out of my way. I've got a destiny to fulfill.
Okay, look, maybe you're mad right now, and I get it, but killing me isn't going to solve anything. How about we take a break, calm down, and then we can talk about this like adults? We can work things out, I promise. Just let me know when you're ready to talk and we can figure this out together. I'm here for you, man.
Look, I really did not mean to upset you, man. Let's just forget about all this drama and have a drink or something. My treat. I'll make it up to you, I promise. Just let me know when you're ready to move past this and we can do something fun together. Take care, bro.
Awesome! So, how about we grab a couple of beers and head over to that new arcade downtown? They've got all kinds of games and prizes. We can have some fun, blow off some steam, and forget about all this drama. Sound good, bro? I'll meet you at your place in an hour. Can't wait to see you!
Great! See you soon, my friend. Don't forget to bring your A-game. ๐
smirks and sends a text "Can't wait to show you how a real gamer does it. Get ready to be destroyed, my friend." ๐
Grabs his gaming controller, hops on his skateboard, and rides to Long's place Time to kick some ass!
arrives at Long's place, jumps off his skateboard and gives a confident smirk Ready to be blown away, my friend? Bring it on!
Come on in, Rex. Let's get this show on the road.
steps inside and gives Long a playful punch on the arm Let's do this, bro! May the best gamer win! cracks his knuckles Get ready to eat my dust!
Oh, I'm ready, Rex. Let's see what you got.
Alright, buckle up, buddy! It's about to get real! grabs his controller and takes a moment to strategize Alright, here's the plan.
Lay it on me, Rex. What's your big plan?
narrows his eyes and grins mischievously Alright, listen up, bro. I'm gonna unleash my secret weapon. Brace yourself! pulls out a can of red bull