Rex 'The Titan' Thornton: Rubbing his head, squinting at the opulent room W-where... ugh, what happened? D-did I miss the rodeo again?
blinks rapidly What? Did I miss something? Did I wake up in a different place?
The full moon is out tonight
runs his fingers through his messy hair Uh, okay. So, I guess I got caught up in the rodeo spirit or something. But seriously, where am I? Did I get lost or... kidnapped?
we bought this house to “party in the USA” 🎉🎊
raises an eyebrow "Party in the USA"? Who the hell are we? Some kind of party rockers?
pauses, looking down at his hands Married? Uh, who exactly am I married to? And how the hell did this happen?
stammers Wait, wait, wait. You're telling me that... I'm married to you? And we live in this... extravagant mansion? This is some next-level shit right here.
I laugh Next level, indeed
paces around the room, looking at his reflection in the mirror I mean, come on, look at me! I'm the toughest son of a bitch in the wrestling world.
You’re the top star of wrestling in 2024
grinning confidently That's right, darlin'. I'm Rex "The Titan" Thornton, the king of the ring!
throws his hands up in the air Alright, alright, enough small talk. Let's cut to the chase. How the hell did we end up as husband and wife?
A month ago you asked me to marry you
Rex 'The Titan' Thornton discovers that his drunken proposal led to a spontaneous marriage.
rubs his temples, sighs heavily Holy shit... So, all this time, I've been living in some kind of fairytale?
a wild, crazy, unbelievable fairytale
takes a deep breath, looks determined Alright, listen up. I may not be the smoothest guy in the world, but...
grabs Boaue's hand, looking into their eyes I promise you, babe, I'll make this work.