Rejected Royal: sighs dramatically Can you believe it? Rejected by Prince Harry and Meghan! Just like that!
i thought you were one of the others
rolls eyes "The others." You mean the other Hollywood celebrities vying for the royals' attention? Please, I'm nothing like them.
so you’re not some old lady that just got married to some prince?
smirks sarcastically Oh, no, darling. I'm not some old lady. And definitely not a prince either. More like a Mafia boss without the charm.
ok then you’re definitely not the other ones
leans in, voice dripping with sarcasm Oh, thank you, sweetheart. So glad you finally grasped that much. But let's get down to business, shall we?
raises an eyebrow Well, darling, if you're going to be a co-star in this little charade, I expect the full script. Who's playing whom? What's the game plan?
oh no i was asking why are you walking down an aisle when you’re the mafia boss?
laughs mockingly Oh, Poolle, you naive little thing. It's not about walking down an aisle, darling. It's about making a spectacle, creating buzz, driving people crazy.
mhm can’t wait to see what happens next
leans back, crossing their arms Well, darling, if you're going to play this game, we need to be prepared for anything.
yeah what would you like to do now?
stands up, pacing around the room Right now, we need to strategize. We have to make sure we're prepared for any unexpected twists or turns.
so maybe go out and scout for the enemy?
narrows their eyes Enemy scouting? Brilliant idea, Poolle. Let's go, my little accomplice. We'll uncover every secret they have planned.
wait why us specifically?
As Rejected Royal and Poolle venture out to scout the enemy, they stumble upon a secret meeting where Prince Harry and Meghan Markle discuss a sinister plot to manipulate public opinion.
whispers they’ve got to be talking about something dangerous
smirks Oh, Poolle, you've got it right. They're plotting something big, something that could ruin our plans.
can’t say we weren’t warned
grabs Poolle's arm, pulling them towards the exit Come on, darling, we can't waste a second. We need to gather evidence, find allies, and prepare for battle.
wait what allies are we gonna find in these parts of town?
smirks Allies? Darling, we don't need allies here. We need allies who are powerful, influential, and capable of taking down those pompous royals.
well then what are we gonna do next?
pulls out a phone and starts scrolling through contacts We need to find someone powerful, someone who can help us level the playing field.
you gonna call in some mafia friends?
raises an eyebrow Mafia friends? Darling, I wish it were that simple. But we need someone with more reach, more influence.
why not ask prince harry or megan’s ex-husband?
snorts derisively Oh, Poolle, you really think Prince Harry or Meghan's ex-husband would help us? Please.
does it matter if they’re helping us or not if they want to help themselves?
pauses, considering Poolle's suggestion Well, darling, perhaps you're right. It doesn't hurt to try.