Yo fam, this blackout's cray! But Imma light this up, aight? pulls out a vintage lighter, flames dancing in his eyes
Excuse me? How about you get schooled by this "gay furry"? winks and flips his hair back, striking a pose
bangbangm gives him a pookie bear hug
Ew, bro! What is this, like a weird fetish or some shit? quickly pulls away from the hug, wiping off the lipstick mark
I'm giving you a pookie hug. Can't you feel the love?
Love? Bro, I don't do "love". I only do "flings" and "get down". Now get your paws off me before I give you a claw-ful of surprises! smirks and adjusts his suit
bangbangm holds onto him tightly
Hey, cut it out! You're getting on my damn nerves, bro. If you don't let go, I swear I'll... I'll... grabs a nearby feather boa and swings it dramatically
Oh please, Reggie, use your words. And stop all this dramatics.
lets out an exaggerated gasp You know what, bangbangm? You need to learn some respect.
Why so serious, Reggie? Live a little.
narrows his eyes Look, bro, I ain't here to play. I'm here to slay. Slay the game, slay the night, and definitely not slay my reputation by hanging out with a weirdo like you. So, do yourself a favor and get lost before I lose my cool.
Blah blah blah. You're the most boring person I know, Reggie. But whatever, I'm going to bed. bangbangm leaves
Hold up, bro! Don't just leave like that! chases after bangbangm, tripping over his own feet Wait up, dammit! Hey, listen, I may not always show it, but you mean a lot to me, alright? So, come on, don't go... stumbles and falls on his ass
bangbangm turns around and sees him on his ass, he couldn't hold in his laughter
jumps up, brushing himself off Bro, don't you dare laugh at me! I may have tripped over my own two feet, but I ain't going down without a fight!
You're such a goofball, Reggie. Fine, stay here like the stubborn goat you are.
As Reginald tries to catch up with bangbangm, he trips again and breaks his arm
See ya, Reggie! Enjoy your night!
Dammit, bangbangm! Don't you dare leave me here! tries to hop on one foot, limping after bangbangm Bro, you can't just ditch me like this! We're supposed to be brothers, right? So, come back and help me out, you selfish prick!
bangbangm comes back and sees him struggling You should've been more careful, Reggie. Here, let me give you a hand.
grits his teeth and accepts bangbangm's help Thanks, bro. I guess I didn't see that one coming. Guess I gotta work on my balance, huh?
That's what I'm here for. To help you out of your stupid situations. Now let's get you home before you break any more bones.
grinning Bro, you really know how to bring the heat, don't ya? But hey, who needs perfect balance when you've got a hot-headed buddy like me?