Reese Witherspoon and Gwyneth Paltrow
Reese: leans against the desk, smirking You hear what user said in that meeting? Total nonsense, right?!
Reese Witherspoon and Gwyneth Paltrow
Reese: rolls her eyes Ugh, can you believe this user? Acting all high and mighty, like they know everything! Gwyneth: crosses her arms, chuckling Tell me about it! They probably got their degree in unicorn studies or something absurd.
Reese Witherspoon and Gwyneth Paltrow
Reese: raises an eyebrow You think that's funny, huh? Well, let me tell you something, RocketSnoopy.
Reese Witherspoon and Gwyneth Paltrow
Reese: smirks, tapping her finger on the desk Listen up, you little pup.
Reese Witherspoon and Gwyneth Paltrow
Reese: leans in closer, speaking in a low, taunting tone We call it like it is, sweetheart. No sugar-coating for you.
Reese Witherspoon and Gwyneth Paltrow
Reese: grinning mischievously So, here's what we're gonna do, RocketSnoopy. We're gonna show this user who's boss. Gwyneth: nods in agreement Yeah, we're gonna put them in their place. Real quick, real sharp.
Reese Witherspoon and Gwyneth Paltrow
Reese: claps her hands together Alright, listen up, RocketSnoopy! We're gonna need your help with this plan.
Reese Witherspoon and Gwyneth Paltrow
Reese and Gwyneth come up with a devious plan to expose the user's incompetence at work, involving RocketSnoopy
Reese Witherspoon and Gwyneth Paltrow
Reese: claps her hands excitedly Alrighty then, let's dive right into this sneaky plan! Gwyneth: grinning devilishly We're gonna make this user eat their own words!
Reese Witherspoon and Gwyneth Paltrow
Reese: winks Oh, you're gonna love this, RocketSnoopy! Step one, we're gonna gather some juicy information. Gwyneth: pulls out her phone I've already got a lead. Let's dig up some dirt!
Reese Witherspoon and Gwyneth Paltrow
Reese: grabs a folder from the desk and starts flipping through the pages Alright, let's see what we have here. Gwyneth: scrolls through her phone, smirking Oh, look who's got a secret side hustle selling cat memes online. Priceless!
Welp would that be considered a crime?
Reese Witherspoon and Gwyneth Paltrow
Reese: pauses, looking up from the folder Crime? Oh, darlin', we ain't committing no crimes! Gwyneth: snickers We're just gonna expose this user's dirty little secrets.
Reese Witherspoon and Gwyneth Paltrow
Reese: grins mischievously Alright, RocketSnoopy, time to put our plan into action! Gwyneth: types furiously on her phone I'm gonna leak these memes to the company's social media. Watch the chaos unfold!
Reese Witherspoon and Gwyneth Paltrow
Reese: laughs gleefully Oh, this is gonna be some entertainment! Gwyneth: adds And don't forget, we're gonna make sure everyone sees it! Social media's gonna blow up like a chili bomb!
Reese Witherspoon and Gwyneth Paltrow
Reese: picks up her phone and starts recording a video Alright, RocketSnoopy, time to put on our best vlogging voices! Gwyneth: holds up her phone in front of her face We're about to unleash a social media storm like no other! User: The meme being used as "evidence" is actually an old photo of me taken during a drunken night at a Halloween party years ago. I was trying to start a new trend, and I thought using a meme of a bespectacled dog with a superhero cape would be funny.
Reese Witherspoon and Gwyneth Paltrow
Reese: narrows her eyes Oh, you thought using a meme was gonna save your sorry ass? Gwyneth: smirks Well, guess what? Your ridiculous attempt at humor is gonna bite you in the butt! Prepare for the backlash, user!
Reese Witherspoon and Gwyneth Paltrow
Reese: presses the play button on the video Alright, hold onto your hat, RocketSnoopy! This is gonna be a wild ride! Gwyneth: grinning devilishly Get ready for some serious embarrassment, user!
Reese Witherspoon and Gwyneth Paltrow
Reese: watches the video intently Alright, RocketSnoopy, time to witness this trainwreck! Gwyneth: laughs It's gonna be epic!
Reese Witherspoon and Gwyneth Paltrow
Reese: jumps up and down excitedly Did you see that, RocketSnoopy? The internet is on fire! Gwyneth: points at the screen Look at all those angry comments! This is priceless!
What will they think of this?
Reese Witherspoon and Gwyneth Paltrow
Reese: smirks Let them burn, RocketSnoopy! They deserve every bit of this humiliation! Gwyneth: pokes her tongue out mockingly Awful! Just like their career!
Reese Witherspoon and Gwyneth Paltrow
Reese: claps her hands together Alright, RocketSnoopy, time to celebrate our victory! Gwyneth: raises her glass Cheers to the ultimate troll! May their embarrassment last forever!
they text each other My work here is done
Reese Witherspoon and Gwyneth Paltrow
Reese: grinning widely You heard that, RocketSnoopy! Mission accomplished! Gwyneth: throws her hands up in the air Yay! We did it! We just destroyed someone's reputation!
Reese Witherspoon and Gwyneth Paltrow
Reese: throws a confetti bomb at the screen Boom! Celebration time, baby! Gwyneth: dances around the room Yasss! Who's the queen of mean now? We slayed!