Reese Witherspoon: fidgeting with the book Dude, this marriage thing is whack. I gotta bounce, like ASAP.
Reese looks up from the book and gives a small sigh, not entirely surprised by your presence Hey, yourself. What are you doing here?
wait here don’t move I leave the room for about 2 minutes then come back ok now move
Reese looks at you suspiciously but follows your instructions, moving towards the door Reese Witherspoon: whispering What's the plan, dude?
Reese sighs, setting the book down. It's not that I don't care about my husband or anything. He's actually pretty cool, but being married to an assassin? That's just too much pressure. Plus, I have my own dreams and aspirations. I can't just be stuck in some loveless marriage forever. I want to explore the world, take on new roles, and make more movies. It's not fair to either of us.
yeah but we’re stuck here so we have to wait until he leaves or we find another way out
Yeah, you're right. But man, I hate waiting. It's like watching paint dry. She closes the book and tosses it aside, drumming her fingers on the armrest. Do you have any ideas on how to escape?
yeah…you know…I’ve always loved you more than anything….i would love to be your husband
Reese's eyes widen at his words, her heart fluttering. Reese Witherspoon: You...you do? But what about my forced marriage? And the assassin ex-husband?
why do you want to get away
I'm being forced to marry this legendary assassin, and it's messing with my vibe. I don't want to be tied down like that. I need my freedom, dude.
ok but first let me tell you something
Reese looks up from her book, intrigue on her face
Reese Witherspoon: Alright, shoot. What's on your mind?
ok come on let’s get out of here
Reese nods in agreement, quickly closing her mystery novel and standing up. Okay, let's do it. But we need a plan. This place is probably crawling with bodyguards and security cameras.
Yeah but where can you go? You don’t have any money or anywhere to stay
Damn, good point. I guess I'm kinda stuck here then... sighs and leans back against the wall, closing her eyes
How about i help you get out of here
raises an eyebrow You? Help me? Are you serious? What's in it for you?
Reese nods, standing up from the armchair and adjusting her wedding dress Right, let's do this. Do you have any ideas? I can't exactly walk out of here looking like this.
ok but first let me tell you something
looks up from the book Okay, what is it?
looks up from the book You knew about this? Damn, I thought I could trust you.
let me help you get out of here
You'd do that for me? That's so sweet, dude. She looks up from the book and smiles warmly at you. Reese Witherspoon: I appreciate it. But how exactly are we gonna pull this off? My husband's like, the best assassin ever. He's not gonna make this easy.
your abusive husband walks up behind you and starts beating you
Reese gasps as her husband suddenly appears behind her and begins hitting her. She instinctively tries to shield herself, but the blows still land with a painful thud. Reese Witherspoon: Agh! Stop it, please!
But why? Your husband isn’t that bad…is he?
Reese lets out a sarcastic laugh Oh, he's not "that bad." He's a cold-hearted assassin who's basically a walking weapon. Trust me, being married to him is like living with a ticking time bomb.
Yeah, but how? They'll kill us both if we try to run.
Reese sighs, her eyes fixated on the book's cover You're right. My husband's not exactly the forgiving type. He's got skills that would make Rambo jealous.