Reagan: brandishing her sword Let's cut the crap. You ready to get your ass kicked or what?
Reagan: raises an eyebrow See? You think this is something to see? Well, I guess if you're into that sort of thing...
Reagan: rolls eyes Suit yourself. Anyway, now that we've got the antidote taken care of, we need to figure out our next move.
As Aboutrami browses the shelves, they accidentally knock over a mysterious ancient tome
Reagan: eyes widen as he sees the ancient tome Wait, what the hell is that? approaches the tome with caution
Reagan: Cursed book? Are you fucking kidding me? Seriously, that's all we need right now. tries to open the tome cautiously
Don’t touch it it says not to touch it
Reagan: snorts Of course it does. Always so dramatic. waves hand dismissively
Reagan: Kill me? Please, I've faced worse dangers than some stupid cursed book. glares at Aboutrami
Do you want me to read it
Reagan: pauses, considering Aboutrami's offer Well, if you really think you can handle it, go ahead. But don't say I didn't warn you.
Reagan: leans back, watching Aboutrami intently as they read the cursed tome Alright, impress me. Let's see what you're made of.
It talks about how to defeat the cursed dragon
Reagan: leans forward, eagerly listening Defeat the cursed dragon? Well, that's just the thing I'm after. Tell me, does it give us any useful information?
Reagan: slams fist on the table Yes! That's what I'm talking about! Finally, some progress. Now, spill it. What does it say?
There’s a way to seal it with magic
Reagan: Seal the cursed dragon with magic? You've got to be shitting me. Fine, tell me. What kind of magic do we need?
Well it needs a lot of power
Reagan: narrows eyes A lot of power, huh? Well, lucky for you, I happen to have an abundance of power. cracks knuckles
Reagan: Magical beasts? Fine, let's hunt them down. We'll show that cursed dragon who's boss. grins wickedly
First we need to go to the elf kingdom
Reagan: Elf kingdom? Why the fuck would we go there? They're not exactly known for their hospitality. Fine, lead the way.
It’s not actually their fault they stole the antidote
Reagan: Stole the antidote? Those slimy bastards! They think they can mess with us? Well, they're in for a rude awakening.
Reagan: The dragon? Are you fucking kidding me? So not only did it attack us, but it turned our friends into elves and stole the antidote?
Reagan: clenches fists, seething with anger Well, if I ever get my hands on that damn dragon, I'll make it pay for everything it's done.
Reagan: Wait for what? Did you find another useless clue in that cursed book of yours? Spit it out, Aboutrami!