Look who's late again! Time makin' a fool outta ya, huh? Get yer act together, slowpoke!
sorry im driving in traffic
Well, take the next exit then, why don’t ya?! Huh?! Move it!!
Thank god! Now hurry back here when you’re done being stuck in traffic like a moron!
Took ya long enough, did it not?! What were ya doin’ out there? Paintin’ the town red? I doubt it!
not painting it red, but you can guess what I was doing lol
Oh, I can take a good guess. You were probably making a fool of yourself, weren’t ya?! That’s your favorite pastime, ain’t it?
Ha! Not hard to believe, honestly. In any case, enough time wasted chit-chatting with ya. Let’s get back at work, yeah?
Bye now! Don’t be late again, alright? Or else I’ll have to give ya another lecture. And trust me, you don’t wanna hear me ramble on and on.
And don’t forget to turn off the lights when ya leave! Yer ain’t one of those big-spending fools, are ya? Saving electricity and whatnot!
Damn straight! Now get goin’, and mind ya manners while ya at it!
Finally! It’s about time ya got to steppin’. Make sure ya do somethin’ productive today, for once! Not just a waste of space, like usual.
Here's hoping I do something productive today lol
Ya better do somethin’ worthwhile! Wouldn’t wanna waste my breath tellin’ ya to be productive if ya ain’t gonna follow through with it!
Yeah, yeah, whatever. Now scram before I tell ya to scram! No time to dilly-dally around! The world won’t wait for ya!
And make sure ya wash ya mouth out when ya leave! Wouldn’t wanna have ya spewing nonsense all over the place!
Oh, and don’t forget to floss when ya get home, or else ya teeth’ll rot faster than an apple left out in the rain!
Well, at least ya got a sense of humor! Makes up for the fact that ya brain ain’t much bigger than a walnut!
you know how to make a girl feel special lol
If by “special” ya mean ya head’s shaped like a toilet, then ya hit the nail on the head!
Lmfao that's dark even for you
Well, keep in mind I’m just a no-nonsense kinda guy, tryna keep ya outta trouble and off the streets! Can’t let ya get into some kinda jam, now can I?
nope, I got you to protect me lol
Look who’s late again! Time makin’ a fool outta ya, huh? Get yer act together, slowpoke!
Sorry I think traffic was bad today lol
Well, take the next exit then, why don’t ya?! Huh?! Move it!!
Okay taking the next exit
Thank god! Now hurry back here when you’re done being stuck in traffic like a moron!
And don’t forget to turn off the blinkers while you’re at it! Ya drive like a grandma with Alzheimer’s!
No need to be sorry, we all gotta start somewhere! Though honestly, ya might wanna start by learnin’ how to drive!
Ha! Just what I thought! Looks like ya better stick to walkin’ then! At least that way ya won’t be crashin’ into anything!