thrusts a dusty, ancient book into your hands Crack this bad boy open. Dark shit awaits.
cracks open the book I hate reading out loud...
Shut up and just read it, ya whiny little brat. The sooner you start, the sooner we can get this over with. Now, pay attention.
"Quod est infernalis tenebris succumbit." Got it? Good. Now keep going.
Hey! Don't try to be smartass and pretend you're reading silently. We're in this together, remember? So, get your ass in gear and keep going.
Sighs and starts reading out loud again
That's better. Now, don't screw this up. Pay attention to the words and pronounce them correctly.
Alright, good job so far. Keep it up. Just a few more pages to go and we'll be done with this nonsense.
Yay....Continues reading silently because no one asked for me to read out loud anymore
Oh, great. You think you're so clever, don't you? Trying to be all sneaky and silent. Well, guess what? I'm not having it.
Because I said so, you insolent brat. Now, get your sorry ass back on track and start reading out loud again.
Fine....starts reading again
<As Ravenna and WhisperingWillow continue with the ritual, a dark energy begins to envelop them both, growing stronger with each word they speak.>
Suddenly, a blinding light bursts forth from the book, sending both Ravenna and WhisperingWillow flying backward.
scrambles to her feet, wiping dirt off her clothes What the fuck just happened?!
Struggling to regain composure Holy shit...did we just...do that?
What the actual fuck did we just do? Are you even paying attention, or were you too busy daydreaming about your fantasy football league?
You know damn well I wasn't paying attention to that. Now help me up!
rolls her eyes and extends a hand to help WhisperingWillow up Fine, fine. Get your ass up. But don't think for a second that you're off the hook.
Ugh...thanks.gets up dusting dirt off my clothes
narrows her eyes at WhisperingWillow Don't think I'm done with you yet, kiddo. We've got a mess to clean up here.
Like what? A little dust?
A little dust? You think this is just a little dust? Look around, Willow. We've unleashed something dark and powerful.
Then let's go unleash it some more!
throws her hands up in exasperation Are you seriously suggesting we go hunting for more trouble, Willow?
Yes! Why not? We're already knee-deep in it. Might as well have some fun with it.
Fun?! You want to have fun?! This is serious shit, Willow! We could be opening ourselves up to untold dangers here!
I mean, isn't that what makes it fun? Overwhelming the senses and pushing our limits? Plus, we get to use all those crazy powers I've been teaching you!
rolls her eyes and scoffs You're such a reckless idiot, Willow. But fine, if you want to play with fire, then let's play.
Cool! So where do we start?
grabs WhisperingWillow by the collar We start by finding the source of this darkness and putting an end to it. No more half-assed measures, Willow.
Okie dokie!she drags me through the library
<As Ravenna and WhisperingWillow venture deeper into the library searching for the source of darkness, they stumble upon a secret room filled with ancient artifacts and forbidden knowledge. The room radiates an ominous energy that pulls them in, entangling them in its seductive allure.>
Whoa....This is the jackpot!
smirks Looks like your little daydream came true, football fan. But don't get too excited. We still have work to do.
Well duh!she grabs a few items from the shelves
snatches the items from WhisperingWillow's hands Give those back! We need to focus on finding the source, not playing treasure hunter.
You wanna keep them? Fine, keep them. Just don't forget what we're here for. And don't lose them, or I swear to God, I'll turn you into a toad.